Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Apparently Jennifer Lopez Is a Great Mother

jennifer lopez kids Jennifer Lopez has 5-year-old twins, Emme and Max, with ex-husband and professional troll Marc Anthony, and apparently she's so good at parenting, she deserves an award. For that reason, she's getting the Grace Kelly Award from March of Dimes for being a positive role model for women and her dedication to being a good mother. Huh, go figure. She'll pick up the award at the March of Dimes luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel today, so that's nice. To be honest, I didn't know Jennifer Lopez was invo...

How Long Before Justin Bieber Gets Arrested?

justin bieber Just when you think Justin Bieber might be slowing to a stroll on his path to Chris Brown-dom, he pumps the gas and accelerates by doing something incredibly dickish. This time, his entourage was stopped by airport officials in Brisbane, Australia on suspected drug offenses, and when a female customs official asked Bieber to take off his hat and glasses, he refused and then insulted them. Fuuuuuuck this kid so hard. From TMZ: Justin Bieber and his entourage were detained at the Brisbane, Australia airport while customs agents looked for drugs ... and TMZ has learned...

Hugh Jackman Cancer Update: “It’s All Out!”

hugh jackman skin cancer Last month, Hugh Jackman revealed that he'd found skin cancer on his nose and had undergone surgery to remove the patch. Cancer of any form is scary, and the actor used the experience as a warning to others to use sunscreen and to visit their doctors should they find any unexplained patches on their own skin. So how's he doing now? Just fine! From Access Hollywood: “I’m all good! It’s all out,” the actor told Access Hollywood at the David Lynch Foundation Presents: Change Begins Wit...

More Bad News On The Keri Russell Front: She And Her Husband Separated

Keri+Russell+Austenland+Afterparty Which is scarier: a home invasion or a separation? Keri Russell experienced both. She and her husband, Shane Deary, are separating after almost 7 years of marriage, her rep told Us. Apparently it happened over the summer. The two were married on Valentine's Day in 2007 and have 2 young children. Bad week for Ms. Russell, although I suppose since they split over the summer she's had some time to deal with it, whereas we're hearing all of this now. And I know how hard it will be for Evil Be...

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Kanye+West Kanye West has taken a stand against wrist watches [Amy Grindhouse] Lindsay Lohan is living it up in Miami [Lainey Gossip] Britney Spears and Las Vegas just don't mix [The Superficial] Did Brad Pitt cheat on Angelina Jolie in Telluride? [Celebitchy] Still can't figure out what's wrong with Dennis Rodman [theBERRY] Gwen Stefani looks better pregnant than I do ever [I'm Not Obsessed] Even Calista Flockheart goes out jogging [Celebslam] Helen Flanagan will never stop being impressed with her own boobs [Taxi Dr...

Which Actress Blames Her Boobs For Her Slowed Down Career?

Kate+Hudson+blind+item Blind Gossip has a great one about an actress who used to work all the time and is blaming her slowed down, if not stalled career, on of all things, her boobs. Yes, her boobs. From Blind Gossip: When asked why she doesn’t work more, this famous actress will say that she is concentrating on her family. Privately, however, she is pissed that she isn’t a major star! Her parents are both in the business. She used those connections to book her first few jobs, then booked movie roles like ...

Lohan Insists She’s Not Banging Liam Neeson’s Son

Lindsay+Lohan+topless Lindsay Lohan was reportedly seen holding hands with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael, but she's insisting they're "just friends." Again, I say that's practically admitting, "yeah, we're doing it" because what the hell could your friendship be based on? He's a teenager and you're pushing 30. Her other excuse is that she's too busy to bang. From TMZ: According to sources, Lindsay's laughing off reports she's hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael ... claiming they're only frien...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_143081" align="aligncenter" width="594"]Amanda Seyfried, absolutely KILLING IT in Seoul.[caption id="attachment_143081" align="aligncenter" width="594"] Amanda Seyfried, absolutely KILLING IT in Seoul.[/caption] Time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Last week I thought Gaga looked pretty and Lindsay was trying too hard. Gavin Rossdale "won" my worst look. Which looks do you guys think are the BEST, WORST, and WTF? Onward! Read More...

Rashida Jones Writes Essay On “The Pornification of Everything”

Rashida+Jones Rashida Jones seemed to be wagging (a big foam finger?) at Miley when she tweeted during the VMA fallout, This week’s celeb news takeaway: she who comes closest to showing the actual inside of her vagina is most popular. #stopactinglikewhores She got a lot of flack for that tweet, particularly the part about "whores." She tried to explain that she was not slut-shaming in follow-up tweets, but that wasn't enough for her because she's written an essay for Glamour magazine: Why Is Everyone Getting Naked? Rashida Jones on the Pornification of Everything. It's a ...

Is Legendary Artist Jeff Koons Giving Baby North West Art Lessons?

jeff-koons-north-west North West has it all. Despite being a baby she is one of the most searched for celebs this year, is getting all kinds of free crazy-expensive designer shit, and got $7,500 worth of gifts from Beyoncé and Jay Z. So I guess it isn't too hard to believe that she's already getting art lessons, and from one of the most legendary artists around right now: Jeff Koons, who did the sculpture of Lady Gaga that she put on her ARTPOP cover. Kim posted the above photo of Koons with North West AKA "Nori" on her Instagr...

Ultra-Violent Lana Del Rey News

Lana+Del+Rey Lana Del Rey, despite plans to step out of the spotlight, has been a busy little slurry-voiced bee. Her short film, Tropico, premiered. It's a 27 minute short film and contains appearances by dead celebs John Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, and Elvis Presley. (Ms. Del Rey once sang, "Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother.") You can watch it here:   She also announced the title of her next album. And that title is Ultra-Violence, a borrowed term from A Clockwork Orange. Huffington Post says...

Keri Russell’s Home Burglary Sounds Terrifying

Keri+Russell Keri Russell was robbed. Of a career! (Baddum-bum-tiss!) No but seriously, folks, she was robbed and it sounds terrifying. People snuck into her Brooklyn apartment while she was sleeping and stole her stuff. From People: "The break-in did happen," the actress's rep tells PEOPLE. "Everyone is fine, and Keri sends her thanks to the police." A laptop, jewelry said to be earrings and a purse were taken around 3 a.m. Wednesday, reports the Associated Press. Although asleep at the time, Russell, 37, awoke to hear footsteps and voices in the apartment, ...