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Attention, Ladies: Ryan Lochte’s Got A List Of Demands As Long As Your Arm

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Ryan Lochte fancies himself a bit of an idiot a stud, but since I’m not really his target demographic, I can’t really speak to that. What I can tell you is that he’s single and ready to mingle… so long as you meet his list of requirements (and boy, is it a list).

From Cosmopolitan (via DigitalSpy):

“I am a single guy right now, but you’ll see me going on dates [on my new show],” Lochte disclosed to the magazine. “I need someone who is able to hold her own – if a girl is really independent, that’s a turn-on for me.”

He continued: “She doesn’t have to play a sport for me to be interested in her! But if a girl smokes, that’s a big turn-off.”

Lochte added that he is in fact looking for a serious relationship, particularly with a woman who can cope with his busy lifestyle.

“I want a best friend and a lover at the same time. And I want her to make me laugh,” he said. “I like someone who doesn’t care what people think – who’s not afraid of making a fool out of herself.”

I’m happily taken, but were I in “the scene”, one of my first requirements would probably be “don’t be Ryan Lochte” – basically, a modicum of intelligence would come in handy. In any case, I’m sure there’s no shortage of ladies who would jump at the chance, though, so I’m sure he’ll be just fine.


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  • Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but “a relatively independent non-smoker, with a sense of humor” doesn’t seem like such an onerous (or unreasonable) list of “demands”.

    But, you told him, I guess.

    • Agreed. That pretty much sums up my demands on a girl and I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Being publicly seen with this douche on the other hand…well, gold diggers don’t have very high standards

  • Eh- He’s harmless. His list seems pretty reasonable. It isn’t like he said, big boobs, blonde, likes to party, won’t smother me…
    He’s cute but seems like a 15 year old boy in a man’s body.