Justin Bieber has most likely never heard the expression "quit while you're ahead", or else he would have stopped acting like a smacked ass a long time ago. The Prince of the Puny Chest just keeps doing things to make you wonder if he's actually Chris Brown in scrawny white Canadian clothing, even following in the older singer's footsteps when it comes to assault. Apparently, Justin's been racing his Ferrari down his residential street in Calabasas, CA and when his neighbour brought it up to him, he went off th...
Jon Hamm, he of the dongiest dong of all the dongs in the dongy land, has his first Rolling Stone solo cover. Mad Men is coming April 7 (and here are their gorgeous, yet understated, promo shots) so it's no surprise that Hamm's publicist and agencents worked it hard to get him on that cover. He looks pretty good on it.
Haha, the cover says "Don Draper EXPOSED." They totally know about the dong.
Rolling Stone tried leaving us with simply a tease, but The Daily Beast has since leaked a lit...
Sean Penn's 19-year-old son, Hopper, flipped out at a paparazzo (HMMM, I WONDER WHERE HE LEARNED THAT BEHAVIOR) yesterday while accompanying his dad to a doctor's appointment. Mr. Penn's son shoved the photographer and then shouted, "F-ck this fool, you're a f-cking f--got!" and "Shut up, you f-cking n--ger!" This did not please the black photographer. Older Penn was already well into the building when this happened.
TMZ (amazingly, this DIDN'T happen to one of their own photographers), has the rest of the st...
Britney Spears and her legendary abs are back, and thank God, right? She meant it when she sang in her song, Piece Of Me,
I'm Mrs. Extra Extra This Just In
I'm Mrs. She's Too Big now She's Too Thin.
We really can't forgive her for gaining weight, ever. How dare she! She's our Britney! We must confine her to a life sentence of abs as flat as America's great plains and as rock hard as Nickelodeon Guts' Aggro Crag.
Extra extra this just in: Britney looks really great, and good for her! ...
Emma Watson is going to be hanging out in London for a while, unguarded, where nearly anyone can come up and grab her boobs and she won't say or do anything about it.
Because she's made of WAX! (Twist!)
Madame Tussauds (of London) just installed their very own wax Emma Watson. Why? According to the museum's spokesperson, Nicole Fenner,
People really want to see her as she is now. Since Harry Potter, her popularity has increased on an international scale. We have people from all over the w...
Justin Bieber really, really hates shirts and we kind of all hate him for it. We know Olivia Wilde does.
The Biebereeno was seen shirtless in an airport in Lodz, Poland. Naturally he paired his lack of shirt with the saggiest trousers man could create, showing a more than generous strip of the tightest of whitest nether trousers.
When Christina Aguilera tells you to tone it down, it might be time to "rejuvenate and refresh" and put on clothes.
To catch up on any other Bieber dramas ...
Just when it seemed like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were over, an "insider" has come out of the woodwork to assure the press that Liam's back after f-cking off to Australia to get away from her and their wedding is back on!
From E Online:
With Hemsworth back in Los Angeles after spending most of the month in Australia, a source exclusively tells E! News that the constant media scrutiny of their relationship "has caused a lot of stress" for the couple.
"There are some serious problems going on...
I hope you're not eating your lunch right now, because you'll probably lose it after this one. Hugh Hefner, Mr. Playboy himself, has revealed that he's slept with over 1,000 women. Gag me. In an interview with Esquire, the 86-year-old said that while he's now married to 26-year-old Crystal Harris and plans to remain faithful, he had to make sure he "kept his hand in" (I don't want to think about what) when he was single.
"How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I'm sure," the mogul says of...
I've never met anyone who doesn't adore Jennifer Lawrence. She's wormed her way into our miserly hearts just by being her funny, sometimes awkward and always down-to-earth self. Despite her massive success, there's no chances of JLaw going down the asshole route, as her family would never let such a thing happen even if she did.
From Fabulous:
“I just constantly feel so lucky, that I don’t really have time to feel cocky,” she says. “I was raised to have value for money, to have respect for money, even though you have a lot of...
No, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want to give you a true BJ - sperm contains too many calories to be included in the Tracy Anderson method, of course - but she will give a shitload of money (the equivalent of about 25cents in PaltrowDollars) to her hairstylist David Babaii and trainer Tracy to open the David Babaii Blow Dry Bar in Brentwood, CA - in fact, right inside Tracy's studio.
From People:
“It’s not just going to be a blowout bar,” Babaii tells PEOPLE of the new concept, opening April 4. “It’...
We all remember when James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosted the Oscars. It's not the ceremony we remember so much as the intense backlash the pair received following their performance, which was, shall we say, less than stellar. James was stoned the whole time and Anne was, well, Anne. When all was said and done, things were left less than friendly between them - though they've since made up. Still, this story is not yet over.
In an interview with Howard Stern (via US Weekly), James admitt...
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Angelina Jolie is in Africa and telling people what to do [Lainey Gossip]
Downton Abbey's Sybil did a nude scene before hitting ITV [The Frisky]
Producers really want Sam Mendes back for another Bond film [Starpulse]
Kelly Brook steals the spotlight in a gold dress in London [Splash News Online]
Britney Spears goes out in Malibu in a teeny tiny bikini [Socialite Life]
Ke$ha looked worse at the Kids Choice Awards tha...