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Christina Applegate Got Married

Christina Applegate married musician Martyn LeNoble in a small ceremony on Saturday. Mr. LeNoble is a bassist and the founding member of the band Porno for Pyros. Applegate is an actress that gives off that, “Girl let’s be chill and just hang out, I’ll bring a bottle of white wine” vibe.

People reports that their rings were designed by Neil Lane and the dress by Maria Lucia Hohan. Lolz no one ever cares what the groom is wearing. I love weddings and that designer is unfamiliar to me so I looked her up, checked out her site, and found this:


wedding dress marcia lucia hohan lol

(This is NOT the dress Applegate wore. Or gloves. Or semi Donnie Darko hat.)

The couple have a 2 year-old daughter named Sadie Grace.

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