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Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Went to the Beach This Weekend

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See, when Lindsay’s not too busy slamming Francesca Eastwood for being more famous than she is, she hangs out at the beach!

Thing is, we’re probably going to be seeing a lot more of Lindsay out and about these days, because sources are saying that Lindsay’s fortune has grown exponentially over the last year. TMZ breaks it down, telling us that Lindsay earned a cool million from her Playboy spread, $300k from her Liz & Dick role, and will earn $200k for her role in the new Scary Movie, and is supposed to be raking an entire $6,480 for her part in Bret Easton Ellis’s The Canyons, if I’m figuring correctly.

It’s probably the most money that Lindsay’s brought in over the last few years (combined, maybe), and will it skyrocket her back to the A-list? Well. In short, no. In long … LOLOLALKFJDASLKERJKEWSD BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA no f-cking way.

Just look at the photos of her boobs in the gallery. It’s the most interesting thing about her these days anyway, you know?

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  • This pic reminds me of the song by Usher; “You got it bad”…..to add to this songs lyrics….”You know you got it bad when you are 25 and your titties are sagging more than some ones grandmother. She clearly looks used and abused. Quite frankly I don’t see anything attractive and furthermore don’t understand how anyone would even think of sleeping with her, not even a bum on the street. She really looks “HAD”

  • She looks so much older than her years, and yet she is completely delusional about it. She thinks that looks good. Nowadays I look away involuntarily, because she is so depressing.

  • Linsday Lohan’s boobs and her forty-year-old-face hit the beach….. Her face is truly scary.

    But I am no better. I am her age and still struggling with substance abuse. So I cannot condemn Lindsay and the delusional lifestyle her fame-whoring parents conditioned her to. It would seem that she never had a “normal” childhood, how could she ever have a “normal” adulthood.

  • She is starting to look more and more like “Magda” from the movie Something about Mary. She has no muscle tone and her face is downright scary now! yikes! put a bra on!!

  • Does she own a different kind of mirror than the rest of us have to be so delusional that she thought this was a good look on her? I know she’s Lindsay Lohan and she’s a “star” so maybe she also has a magical mirror too.