It’s called ‘Do It Better’, and it’s just as awesome as Chet‘s last video for ‘Hollywood’. No lie, guys. No lie.
This song is so completely tuneless, by the way, that it’s impossible to hum. It’s impossible to retain in your mind, because it’s got no discernible hook. If I can put all of my sarcasm aside for a millisecond, I’ve got something to say—this song (unsurprisingly) completely sucks. I mean, “Bacon got your body got your heart it got your soul*”? What the crap is that?
All I know is that Chet friend here is always talking about how good he is and how much better he can do it, so I’m saying, you know, just on the basis of science, that maybe I should go ahead and take him up on his general offer and see if he can, in fact, do it better, because even though he completely sucks at rap and life (he’s Tom Hanks’ son and he’s doing this?), everybody’s got to have something that they’re good at.
Last, and maybe it’s just Fatmire overload, but does the chick in the video not look like our very darling Fatmire? Could that be Fatmire? Because SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE FATMIRE.
*Yes, I realize that the lyrics probably aren’t “bacon got your body got your heart it got your soul,” but it’s a hell of a lot more amusing and catchy than whatever it really is.
Yep. That sucked. He sucks.
I kept thinking he was saying:
“I need a muffuletta stat and I need a cuppa coffee wi’ dat”
He should just stop. The pitbull wanabe poses look … unfortunate.
Is his mother’s album any better? (Rita Wilson AC/DC MAR2012)
*listens* hunh. She’s pretty good! All covers, but she’s got some awesome charisma and she looks good!
How suck is it that your MOTHER is so much better than you?
AS UNBELIEVABLE AS IT SEEMS, CHET HANKS AKA CHET HAZE IS A DATE RAPIST. EVERYTIME HE GETS INTO TROUBLE, HIS DADDY SAVES HIS ASS BY BRIBING THE POLICE MEN…