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Lindsay Says “Konichiwa” Bur Duh Hur

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How many of you bet that girlfriend had to look up the spelling of that word on her phone before posting this picture to Twitter with the caption “Konichiwa”? Because you know she did.

This is Lindsay on the set—of course—of ‘Liz & Dick’, where she’s now forcing production assistants to take photos of her in mirrors or something to post them on Twitter. Thing is, she forgot to tell them to get the f-ck out of the picture. Womp, womp.

Today, however, we have good news for Lindsay! Remember back in ’07 when she stole a dude’s car in order to chase her wayward assistant down the highway? Well the case is *finally* closed, as Lindsay settled out of court with two of the men who’d decided to sue her ass for a variety of things including kidnapping, theft, operating a vehicle under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and the general insanity that kind of follows Lindsay wherever she goes.

From TMZ:

Attorneys for both sides confirm the lawsuit was settled and a dismissal notice will be filed in court soon. The terms of the settlement have not been disclosed.

TMZ broke the story … the three men sued Lindsay over the incident in 2008, claiming an intoxicated Lindsay hijacked a car in which they were passengers following a party in Malibu. According to the suit, Lindsay then began an insane ride down the PCH “endangering all of their lives.”

The suit claimed Lindsay blew through red lights, eventually ending up at the Santa Monica Police Department where she was arrested for DUI, her second DUI bust in less than 90 days. Cops said they also found cocaine.

Lohan pled guilty to being under the influence of cocaine and no contest to reckless driving and driving with a blood alcohol level of .08 or higher. She eventually served one day in jail.

Days after the incident, one of the men told TMZ, “It was pretty much, like, the worst night of … my whole summer.”

Last, and on a completely unrelated note, do you guys remember when Lindsay looked like this? Because I’m never more surprised by anything than I am whenever I see photos of the “old” Lindsay:

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This photo was taken back in 2007, right around the time girlfriend was busted for all that kidnapping and hostage stuff.