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PHOTOS: Megan Fox is Definitely, Definitely Pregnant

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Either that, or she’s got a massive case of gas and bloat. And judging by the look on husband Brian Austin Green’s face, that could very well be true, but I doubt it. He’s doing it for show, but we’re not so easily fooled, are we, guys? No. I didn’t think we were.

Seriously, though, all this back and forth and “is she” and “isn’t she” is really becoming tiresome. I mean, honestly. She so obvious is, and I just don’t understand why she doesn’t come out with it already. It’s not going to be a big secret for much longer.

I don’t know. At least she isn’t hiding behind an umbrella. Brian Austin Green’s man hands and stink-faces are way better than that, and don’t we deserve the best?

If the attached photos don’t convince you that there’s a bun baking in Megan’s hot-ass oven, then check this one out, released by Us Magazine:

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Yeah, I know. It’s grainy and blurry and totally crappy, but BABIES! SQUEE!

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  • Um,well,Hello,& um,I just Like this Girl a lot,& um,If I was more Wealthy,I would of Given to Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,everything that She will of asked me for,& I & I am not,definitely not trying in any way to step on Sir Brian Austin Green,one bit,but um,maybe My Father,who is God,wants me to meet Her someday,because I will not treat Her like Garbage,so um,I wrote for Her a True Love Song,& the name of this Song is called Maybe Someday,& I wrote this Romance Song to the Instrumental of a Song called Change The World,using all of my own lyrics,& Change The World was originally sang by Bone Thugs N Harmony,& um,Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,if you don’t believe my words,Just touch my heart,& ask me whenever Ya see I,if what I was singing/writing to You about was True,& um,Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I Sang & Wrote,The Chorus of My Song in the same Pattern/Form,that Bone Thugs N Harmony Sang Theirs,I could of Sang & Write it differently,but I stuck to Their Chorus Pattern because,I want you to Feel Great,so here is ma Love Song for Ya,that I wrote to the Instrumental of,Change The World,that was originally sang by Bone Thugs N Harmony,using all of my own Lyrics/Words,have a cool Evening

    The Song Title:Maybe Someday

    The Introduction Before My Chorus For The Gorgeous Mrs Megan Fox:

    Tonight,Yikes,What’s Up?Girl,Tonight,Alright Yo,it’s too nice,so I,I,Will Shine,like Brighter everytime,Like Pretty lights,& Stars in the Skies

    Verse 1 For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo Hi,never will I cry,for dirt-bags,& girl,don’t say bye,so I,I’ll,give you what you like,& like Zion,Girl,Hey,my Love,is so High,I don’t,like Danger,but Hey,I will Strike,any Creep,Jerks,that come to Deny,that you’re,not Pleasant,like The Angels,from the Skies,anyway,have a great time,Honay

    The Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    The World,The World,is Yours,so Baby Girl,So Baby Girl,And In the World,Please Take Care Girl,Take Care Girl,Take Care Girl

  • Um,Hello There,well uuh,this is another Love Track for The one & the only Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,& um,it is called Hello Cutie,& I wrote this Song to the Instrumental of a Reggae Track called Mothers Cry,using all of my own Lyrics/Words,& Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,Mothers Cry was Originally sang by the Reggae Singer named Buju Banton,so Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is my Love Song for ya,Have an awesome weekend Sexy Lady,take good care

    The Song Title:Hello Cutie

    The Introduction Before My Chorus:

    So girl,hey,What’s new?hope you’re cool,How are you?girl,do you go to School?,Hey,I’ve bin there before,yeah,girl it’s true,and, have a sweet day,Pretty Boo

    The Chorus For The One & The Only Gorgeous Mrs Megan Fox:

    Stroll,Girl,if you need a break,in the Morning Time,and The Afternoon,Yo,Girl,when the Sun goes down,then,out comes,the Moon,hey,yo,Sexy Girl,we can walk,Holding Hands,in May and June,Yo,Girl,& I Love your smile Bay-Bay,yeah Babe

    Verse 1 For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    So Babe,do you own stores?and I like,how you dress,in your new Boots,True,Babe True,what’s your Favourite things?girl,that you like to do,yo,Hey Girl,what’s your Favourite Colour?Mine Girl,is Blue,You,girl,You,should ride down,the street,Babe,and Party

    The 2nd Chorus For Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo Girl,Hey Girl,Yo Girl,Hey Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Yo Girl,Hey Babe,Yo Girl,Hey Babe,Yo Babe,Hey Girl,Yo Girl,What’s Up,You’re Sexy Girl,Yo Girl,be Strong,I Love You,Long-time,Hey,Yo Girl,You’re Sexy,Girl

  • Greetings Dear Mrs Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,in The name of ma Father,The Gracious King Of Isreal seated in His Throne,in His Holy Temple from Mount Zion,and How are you doing Today?Sweet Sexy Thang

  • Um,Hello Sexy Mrs Megan Foxy,& um,how are ya doing today?ma Lovely,& um,I created & wrote for You,another Screenplay,& I strongly think that your next new Television Motion Picture Film should be a Romance/Comedy Film,& you should call it,The Super Model Chick,& the Story/Theme,of this Film should be based upon,this:

    Sexy Mrs Megan Fox’s New Movie Title Should Be Called:The Super Model Chick

    And this is the story/theme of Her new film called The Super Model Chick:

    One Evening,while You (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),was at a Beauty Salon,getting your hair done,with a few of your Office Friends,a very Gorgeous & Gracious Gentleman came walking in,to meet one of his Friends,who was a lady that worked there,and he was dating her,& this Gentleman’s name was Kennedy Carlsberg,& the Lady that worked at the Beauty Salon whom he was dating,Her name was Sheryl MacDonald,so then as You (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) was busy talking with your friends,Mr.Kennedy Carlsberg,looked over in your direction,and his eyes fell upon you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),he saw your friends also,but his heart was in love with you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),so he nodded his head at you,then smiled charmingly,then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Foxy Woxy),smiled back,then you told your friends about Mr.Kennedy Carlsberg,& the smile that he had given to you,then as you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) & your Friends,were leaving The Beauty Salon,outside standing at a close-by Liquor Store,was Mr.Kennedy Carlsberg,having a smoke from a Cigarette,as if he was waiting to see you (Sexy Mrs Foxy Woxy) again,as you & your friends came outside.So then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) & your friends were approached by Mr.Kennedy,& he give to you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),one of his Business Cards,then he asked you if you will like to hang out sometime,then you said that you will think about it,so he said that you can reach him at the Telephone Number on his Business Card,so then you told him sure,so then,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) turned and asked him this:(wait a minute,aren’t you dating Sheryl MacDonald,that works at The Salon?)Then he said,no,we’re only close friends,so then you told Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg:(okay,I’ll reach you sometime,have a super cool evening),then you both took Taxi Cabs,then went home.So then,the very next day,while you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) was shopping around at the Grocery Store,you bumped into,Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,there,then you both began to talk for a while,then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),asked him:(Are You Stalking Me?),then he said:(No,I just happened,to be in the right place at the right time),then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) replied:(Okay,Cool),so then you both continued talking for a little while longer,then as you both were still speaking,Mrs Sheryl MacDonald,came walking up to the both of you,then she kissed Mr.Kennedy Carlsberg,on one of his Cheeks,then they both left with each other,then Mr.Kennedy Carlsberg,looked around his shoulders at you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) & smiled,then you waved goodbye at him.So then the very next day,You (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) decided to give Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg a telephone call,on your Telephone,so then he asked you to join him for Dinner at a very cool Restaurant,in the City,so then you told him,yes,that you will see him later,so then you both had Dinner at A Restaurant called The Sassafraz,located in The Down Town City of Toronto,then while at The Sassafraz,Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,got very Drunken,after he had bought a couple of Drinks,then he began to sing aloud a very Romantic Love Song,to you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),then everyone in the Restaurant began to cheer him & they also began to clap their hands,then Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,asked you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) if you will like to Marry him,then you told him,that you Can’t,then he said:(What The Hell),then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) replied:(I can’t,I can’t),then you both left,The Sassafraz,and went home.And Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,owned a Hotel,in the City of Toronto Ontario,called The Trump International Hotel & Tower,then he invited you to have Breakfast there,with him & Mrs Sheryl at The Trump International Hotel & Tower,the very next day,so then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) decided to join them both for Breakfast,to have a very good time,then while at The Hotel & Tower,a Little Dog came up and began eating the Breakfast Food,off of,all of your Breakfast dishes,then Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,chased the Little Dog away,then your Breakfast Date was over,and you all decided to have some fun for the rest of the day,so then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) went at the Beach to relax,for a bit,then out of the water,came running Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg and Sheryl MacDonald,screaming at the top of their Lungs,then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),asked them both:(What Happened?),then they said:(We just,saw,three Little Sharks,chasing after us,so we decided to escape),so then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) replied:(Cool),then you all began to relax on the Beach Sand,listening to some Bone Thugs N Harmony music,from off of one their albums called,BTNH Resurrection,then Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,began to sing like them,then,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) asked him:(What the heck,are you talking about?)then he replied:(I’m a Gangster),then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) replied:(Okay,Cool),then you,all went home,after you had some fun playing some volleyball at The Beach,eating some Lunch,having a few drinks & listening to some very cool songs,then in the ending of this movie,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),along with Sir.Kennedy,and Mrs.Sheryl MacDonald,remained good friends,then Sir.Kennedy Carlsberg,made you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),to become the Manager & Co-Owner,of His Hotel & Tower,in the City Of Toronto,Ontario,then you guys held a lot of Business Events there,as well as a few Special Occasions,like Hotel & Tower Parties,and such,along with Mrs Sheryl MacDonald,then you all became more Happier & More Successful,then you all lived Happily Ever After.

    The End

    Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,that was my Screenplay & Idea for,you,that I think should be your next new Television Motion Picture Film,& um,you can change around the ideas of this Screenplay,in which-so-ever way,that you like,have a super cool day,Mam

  • Well,um,hello,Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,in the Glorious Name,of my Great & Holy Majestic Looking Father,The King Of Isreal,seated in His Throne,in His High & Holy Temple,from Mount Zion’s Heights,& um,I wrote for you a very Romantic Love Song,& the Name of it is called,You’re So Sexy,Mam,& I,wrote this Track to the Instrumental,of a very cool Reggae Remix Song called Champion (Remix),using all of my own Words/Lyrics,& um Champion (Remix),was originally sang by the very cool Reggae Singer,named,Buju Banton,& I would like you Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,to know,that I believe that there are a few different Remixes for this song,which is Originally called Champion,but the one that I wrote it to has the very best & Sweetest sounding beat,to it,& you can always check this track out on,and the Remix version that I & I,wrote ma Track for you to,is listed as this:(CHAMPION (REMIX) ),and the Song Title is listed in Capital Letters,you can’t miss it,again the name of the song is listed in Bold Capital Letters,so Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is,ma Track for ya,that I wrote to the Instrumental of Champion (Remix),using all of my own Words/Lyrics,Oh and the word Lay-Day means Lady,Sorry Green,have a very cool day,Sexy Thang,Bye

    My Introduction Before The Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo,yo,check,it out,one,two,turn,the music up,yo,Girl,check,it out,yo,girl,let’s roll,
    Yo girl,how’s your day?Pretty Babe,how you bin?Yeah,so Babe,brush,your hair,fair & dear,how is things?Well,hey,can,I say,Girl,hope,you had a great day,and,pretty Babe,I’ll,be a gentleman,So Babe:

    The Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Model,girl,if you want,if you need help,you can,just,give me call,sure Babe,you can ball,but don’t fall,if you need wealth,Girl,There’s a Screenplay,Babe,Hey,you should,go out,everyday,in the Sun-rays,so you’ll have,a bright day,Hey Babe,I won’t test,ya Sexy Babe,please,take it easy,girl,& don’t worry,Lay-Day

    Verse 1 For The Gorgeous Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo,Girl,I really,wanna say,can I sing,a song for,you Babe,and be still,still Babe,give you anything,I’m real,anything that’s cool,sexy babe,cause you’re Dear,girl,I like your Hair-Style,smile,& be brave,Girl,I like your Profile,while you’ve,bin great,hey Dear,girl,you wear the best things,Girl I like,your Ear-Rings,Chains,& your Hair

    My Second Chorus For The Gorgeous Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo,hey girl,what’s new Babe?do you get nails,done,every single day?can I buy,you clothes,Babe?Chill,I’m no fake,Girl,I won’t give you dirt,Girl,I won’t Hate

  • Well,um,what more can I say,well um Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,you’re probably thinking,that I’m writing to ya,Songs & Screenplays,because I just wanna show off,but,no,I’m not writing to you Songs & Screenplays,because,of reasons like that,I believe that,my Love for you,is more & greater than anyone else in this Whole Wide World,if you,read my Love Songs for you,closely,you’ll see,that I’m definitely,trying to scare or hurt your feelings,maybe my Love for you is way too powerful,but um,I’ve bin taught many many things from my Holy Father,who is The Gracious & SweetHearted God Of Isreal,& um,I’m not an angry person,but personally,I do sincerely care about your welfare & especially,your feelings,& a kid like me,I,I shall never ever break your precious little heart nor will I ever ever ever hurt your feelings,hey babe,I believe that I might marry you,on Judgement day,I mean if you’re a Godly Lady,& you make it to Live,in God’s Holy Kingdom,well,he might just ask you,if you have ever heard of a SweetHearted kid by the name of Ike Nash,& um,well,although,that will be too long to wait for,you shall see me there,it’s just one of those thangs,you know,& um,I will say,that my,my,Love for you is way more faithful,truthful,& more pleasant,than any other person,that you sexy Mrs Megan Fox shall ever meet,in this whole wide world,just,touch my heart,& ask me,whenever we shall meet,& um,I wrote for you a romance track,& the name of it,is called Hope You’re Feeling Cool Mam,& um,I wrote this Love Song to the instrumental of a Reggae song called Everywhere I Go,using my own Lyrics/Words,& um,Everywhere I Go the reggae song was originally sang by the Reggae Singer named Mr. Vegas,so Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,Here is ma Romantic Love Song,that I have written for you to the Instrumental,of the reggae song called Everywhere I Go,using all of ma own Lyrics/Words,have ya self a very swell evening,take care,Mam

    The Introduction Before My Chorus For The Gorgeous Mrs Megan Fox:

    So,so,girl,if you go,down the road,to hang with friends,girl,have a good time,enjoy,sexy babe,enjoy,yo,so

    The Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Have brunch,or lunch,feeling swell,well girl,hey,relax,soaking in the air,I’m from St.Clair,over here,Sexy Babe,in the East,East,hey Girl,you’re not,least,& please,take a seat,right next to me girl,I will,please,please you Babe,so take care,have great year,Babe,have a great year,Honey

    Verse 1 For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    I sat on ma bed,then girl,I said to myself,where is Meg?Hey,Mrs M to the F,what’s next?Girl,I will,make a step,yo,take steps,hey,cause,Girl,I’m so Blessed,Girl,I won’t try,Sexy Babe,to Depress,Girl,there is no Contest,you’re not Stressed,Girl,you’re so cool babe,you’re a Sweet Thang,Honey

  • Well,hello Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,um,I will just like to say/comment about the Screenplays that I,have written & put together for you,Um,some of your friends/other actresses in some of these Screenplays,that I have written for you,um,well,it’s just a little suggestion of mine,some of them if you like,you should call them up,and ask them if they will like to join you in these movies that I,have written for you,& these other Female Actresses,should be Mrs Kate Winslet,Mrs Amanda Bynes,Mrs Jessica Biel,Mrs Anne Hathaway,Mrs Angelina Jolie,Mrs Amy Adams,& Mrs Christina Aguilera,& if you like,& if you like the Screenplays,that I have put together & written for you,I think that these other Female Hollywood actresses,will make a great Team,with you in some of the Films that I have written for ya,& have a Very Great day

  • Hello,Sexy Mam,Mrs Megan Fox,well um,how are you today?well um,I hope that you had,a very awesome day,and um,here is another Romantic Love Song that I wrote for you,& the name of it is called Can I Buy You A Drink Sexy Thang,& I wrote this Love song for you,to the instrumental,of a song called I Wanna Get To Know Ya,using ma own lyrics/words,& I Wanna Get To Know Ya,was originally sang by a rap group called G-Unit featuring an R&B Singer named Joe,So dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is ma Romantic Track,for you,that I Wrote to the instrumental of I Wanna Get To Know Ya,using ma own lyrics/words & the word Bay-Bay in ma Love Track for you means Baby,& um,have a good day,Mam

    The Song Title:Can I Buy You A Drink Sexy Thang

    My Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Bay-Bay,girl,so today,I’m a go to the,Yorkville,for a bit,having fun,in the village,cause I manage,to be careful,Bay-bay,with everything,so I’ll bring good tidings,Bay-Bay,I don’t hide,I’m not wanted,by The Law,anyway,Sexy Babe,girl,get jiggy with it,while you’re out there,Honey

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Dressing good,is nice,Babe,you make,fashion look good,honey,so hey,Girl,do you travel?around the World,plus tour girl?hey,Babe,what’s your next Movie?Hey girl I,can be Witty,so girl,yo,spin around,get down,in your city,girl,acting Babe,is so cool,yo,do listen songs?Sexy Babe,on the radios

  • Hello Mrs Meg Fox,I am the one that had just previously commented,asking you how was your day,I had forgetten to submit my name though,that is why ma comment appeared as: (Anonymous Says),stay cool Babe,Love & Peace

  • Um,hello again,to ya,Sexy Princess Mrs Megan Fox,& um,I really hope that you’re having a very awesome day & weekend,& um,I wrote for you a very Romantic Love Song,& the name of ma Love Song for you is called,I Think That You’re So Special,and Dear Sexy,Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote ma Romantic Love Track for you,to the Instrumental of a song called Don’t Dream It’s Over,using all of my own Lyrics/Words,and Don’t Dream It’s Over was originally sang by a Pop Group called,Crowded House,but Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,I wrote ma Track for you,only to the Instrumental of a certain part of Don’t Dream It’s Over,and the part of Don’t Dream It’s Over,that I wrote ma,Love Song for you to,is to the Instrumental that comes after their very very last Verse & their very very last chorus,I hope that you understand what I’m trying to say,the Instrumental of this song that comes after,their very very last verse and their very very last chorus,is the Instrumental that I wrote ma Track for you,to,So Dear Babe,here is ma Romantic Love Song for ya,have yourself a very awesome Evening.

    The Song Title:I Think That You’re So Special

    This is My Love Song for you Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,that I wrote to the Instrumental,that comes after the very very last Verse and Chorus of the Song called Don’t Dream It’s Over,that was originally sang by the Group called,Crowded House,using all of my own Lyrics:

    My Love Song For You:

    Girl,I Really,Love You,please believe,it’s true,Hey Girl,I’m Real,Hey Girl,Hey Girl,
    Girl,I Really Love You,Please Believe,it’s True,Don’t Let Them Win,Hey Girl,Hey Girl,
    Girl,I think You’re So Cool,Please Believe It’s True,Don’t Let, Them Win,Hey Girl,Hey Girl,
    Girl,I think You’re Everythang,Baby Girl,I’m True,Don’t Let,Them Win,Hey Girl,Hey Babe

  • Um,hello there,Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,this is a Screenplay,that I,Ike Nash,have written for you,it is an idea of mine that I will like you to have,and what I think should be your next new Television Film,and the Screenplay that I have written for you is a Romantic & Comedy Film all in one,& the name of it is called Everyday Is Like A Holiday,& the Story/Theme of this film,is based upon this:

    One early morning,while traveling to work,on the Subway Train,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),was approached,by a guy,who was a very successful & Gorgeous Gentleman,& his name was Richard Harrison,and he was on his way to work as well,but he asked you (Mrs Megan Fox),if he can write you a short little poem,so then you (Mrs Megan Fox) accepted his Poem.Then you both began to get acqainted with each other,then he asked you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),if you will like to join him at a Dinner Party,as his date,& the Dinner Party was hosted by one of his very best friends,that was to be taking place over the Weekend,so then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),accepted Mr Harrison’s invitation,to join him and some of his good friends,over the weekend at their Dinner Party,then after your conversation on,the train,you both arrived at your different Work locations,safely.Then the day for the dinner party arrived,& then you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) arrived with Sir Richard Harrison,looking very Amazing & Gorgeous,then everyone at the Party were admiring how well,you both looked together,then a few of Harrison’s friends,began to have feelings for,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),then an argument erupted,between them,then you (Mrs Megan Fox) & Harrison,decided to go to a Down Town Restaurant,where it was more quiet,to have dinner there,& Harrison was the Manager of a very Successful Bank,in the City,& he offered to take you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),on a trip to Europe,but you told him that you,had to think about it first,then the very next day,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),was approached by one of Harrison’s friends,who was at the dinner party,& his name was Thomas Livington,& he asked you (Mrs Megan Fox),if you will,like to join him for a drink sometime,because he really liked you a whole lot,but you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),told him that you can’t,because you were sort of seeing his good Friend,who was Richard Harrison,then Thomas became a bit upset,& started arguing with you (Mrs Megan Fox),for a little bit,then from that point onward,he tried to make things complicated,between you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) and Harrison,but you both,overcame his failed attempts,to mess things up,between you both,then one day Harrison,became a bit jealous,torward you (Mrs Megan Fox),because he thought that you were seeing one of his friends,but in the ending of this Movie,you both patched things up,moved on with your lives,then you both lived Happily Ever After.

    The End

    Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,that was an idea of mine of what I think should be your next new Romantic & Comedy Television Motion Picture,& you can change around some of my ideas in which so ever way,that you like,take care Mam

  • Um,hello,Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is a Love Song that I have written,for you,and the name of ma Song for you is called I Love You Babe,and I wrote ma song for you to the Instrumental of a Reggae Song called Love Is Divine,using all of my own Lyrics/Words,and Love Is Divine was Originally sang by the musician/singer named Sizzla,so dear Mrs Megan Fox,here is my Love Song for you,that I wrote to the Instrumental of Love Is Divine,that was originally sang by the Reggae Singer named Sizzla,using my own Words,have a very awesome day Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,bye.

    The Song Title:I Love You Babe

    My Introduction Before My Chorus,for Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Pretty Babe,you’re like An Angel,girl,so Babe,I hope,you,had a very good day,Pretty Babe,this one,is for you,Sexy Lay-Day

    My Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Hey Babe,I care,very much,Girl,so Babe,I hope,you had a very good,day,and babe,I Love You,very much,Girl,and Girl,I’ll say prayers for you,Pretty Babe,and Babe,you’re,like a Beauty Queen,Girl,never fade,you look so Divine,Pretty Babe,and Babe,I think you’re Heaven Sent,Girl,so Babe,this one’s,for you,Sexy Babe.

    Verse 1 For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Love’s Divine,Girl,when,I see you,smile,it makes me happy,hoping that,you’re,being treated kind,and girl,I hope,that you’re doing,fine,every night,the stars and,the moon,always shine,outside,in the heavens,how’s your day?Girl,do you like,diamonds & pearls,Sexy Girl,all the best,all the best,Babe,take care,sincerely,be ma Princess

  • Well,um hello there,Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,& um,how are you,doing today?Well um,I hope that you had a very awesome day,& um,here is another Television Movie Screenplay,that I have written for ya,my name again is Ike Nash,& um,I came from the caribbean,but now I,live in Toronto,in the Country of Canada,& I am a very Godly,Gorgeous & Pleasant Looking Guy,so therefore,now this here is,an idea of mine that I will like to give to ya,of what I think should be,your next New Movie,& your next new movie should be a Romantic & Comedy film,& the story/theme of this new movie should be based upon,this:

    Your new movie name should be called:In The City

    Story/Theme of this new movie should be this:

    One day you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox),was at the grocery store,just shopping around,when,you found a wallet,on the floor,so then,you opened the wallet,& inside the wallet,you found $6000.00 dollars in cash,& a few couple of Visa & Master Golden Cards,with a photo ID,as well,& the name on the Photo ID was Clinton Rogers,& he was the owner of the wallet that,you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) had found,so then,you (Mrs Megan Fox) took the wallet,to the Manager of the Grocery Store,& the Manager found the owner of the Wallet,& give it back to him,then the manager asked you (Sexy Mrs Megan Fox) what your name was,then you (Mrs Megan Fox) told him what your name was,then the owner of the wallet,was there with the manager,when he (The Manager) asked you (Mrs Megan Fox) what your name was,then Clinton Rogers,who was the owner of the wallet,introduced himself to you (Mrs Megan Fox,then he fell in love with ya,& then you both began dating,each other,& then he introduced you,to a few couple of his good friends,& he was very very wealthy,& he took you on a tour around The Continent Of Europe,for a few couple of weeks,then when you guys,both,returned from Europe,his friends all,held a welcome home party for the both of Y’all,then you guys went to a lot of city events,together,then you both lived happily ever after

    The End

    Dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,that was my idea that I will like to give to ya,of what I,think should be your next new Movie Film,& if you like,you can add to the ideas of this Screenplay,some of your very own ideas,& I think some of the other actors in this film should be,Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie,Bruce Willis & Cobie Smulders,& dear Mrs Megan Fox,that was my idea,of what I think should be your next new movie,have a very awesome day Mam

  • Um,hello there Mrs Megan Fox,& um,I really hope that you’re having a very awesome day,& um I hope that you got all of ma Television Movie Screenplays,that I have written for you,& there are a few couple other Screenplays that I have written for you,in the past couple of years,& um you can find them on one of your older comment page,but um,here is a Love Song,that I have written for you,& the name of it is called,Take Care Honey,& I wrote this song to the instrumental of a rap song called 1st Of Tha Month,using all of my own lyrics,& 1st Of Tha Month was originally sang by a rap group called Bone Thugs N Harmony,& dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,there is something,that I will like ya,to know,& that something is this:I wrote & sang a part of my chorus in exactly,the same way that one of the Bone Thugs N Harmony members,sang theirs,& that part of their chorus that sounds,like mines,is when Bizzy Bone is singing:It’s The First Of Tha Month So Cash Your Cheques And Come On,I wrote a part of my chorus to sound like that,& that part of my chorus that sounds like Bizzy Bone’s part,is the second sentences,of my chorus,so dear Sexy Mrs Megan Fox,here is ma Track for you,that I have written for you,to the instrumental,of 1st Of Tha Month,using all of my very own lyrics/words,have a very awesome day Mam,oh I almost forgot,dear Mrs Megan Fox,whenever you see the word Lay-Day,in ma Love Song,this word means Lady,& um,have yourself an awesome day Mam

    The Song Title:Take Care Honey

    My Chorus For Sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    Yo,yo,girl,what’s today,It’s a holiday Bay-Bay so hey girl what’s up,and girl,do you model babe,how’s your day going,yo Lay-Day hey girl what’s up,and girl do you travel babe,play scrabble girl,pretty Lay-Day you’re very special,and girl it is saturday,you should party,girl,sexy Lay-Day,you’re very special

    Verse 1 for Mrs Megan Fox:

    So girl,hey,life is cool,things are great,pretty Bay-Bay,hey girl,what’s up,pretty babe,keep on modeling,making more friends,cause Lay-Day,you’re very special,special girl,like treasures girl,do you hang out,babe,at places,that’s very famous,hey girl,keep on modeling,you’re so glamourous,sexy Lady,you’re very famous

  • Well,um,hello there Mrs Megan Fox,& um,I hope that you got all the movie Screenplays,that I have written for y

  • Dear Mrs Megan Fox,well,um,what I meant to say,in ma previous comment above,was,I hope that you got all of the Movie Screenplays,that I have written for ya,& um,here is a track that I have written for,ya,& the name of it is called,Sunny Days,& I wrote this track to the instrumental of a reggae song called Foundation,using all of my own words/lyrics,& Foundation was originally sang by a reggae singer named Beenie Man featuring another reggae group called Taxi Gang,so dear Mrs Megan Fox,here is ma Love song for ya,that I have written to the instrumental of the reggae song called Foundation

    The song title:Sunny Days

    Ma introduction before ma chorus:

    Well,chant,for Selassie I,from the heavens,Zion’s heights,Michael them,& all the Angels

    Ma chorus for sexy Mrs Megan Fox:

    It’s a lovely,day,girl,hope you’re feeling happy,babe,hope everything is,cool,girl,yo,honey you’re so,cute,girl,hope you’re feeling happy,babe,yo,girl,how are you today,yo,girl,I hope you’re feeling great,pretty babe,yo girl,what’s up,sexy babe,hey girl,do you wanna,hang,with me in yorkville

    Verse 1:

    Well,hey,things are so swell,girl,don’t on dwell,bad vibes,pretty babe,I,like to shave,I’m not full,of rage,I’m free like a bird,that is not kept in,a cage,& every stage,of life,hope you’re merry,girl,do you like cherry milkshakes,sexy babe,I hope you’re fine,girl,what’s up,girl,what’s your sign,hi babe,what’s up,hey girl,I’m in,ma city,girl,you are so fine

  • Hello Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,did you get a few couple of the screenplays,that I have written for you,well,um,if you did,more wealth to ya

  • Um,hello Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,um,how are you doing today,well um,I truly hope that everything is going well,& um,I will just like to say,that the other day,I wrote for you,a love song called Sunny Days,& I had written it to the instrumental of a reggae song called Foundation,& Foundation was originally sang by the reggae singer named Beenie Man,& what I’m trying to say is that I don’t think that I had written my track called Sunny Days for you to the fullest of my potentials,because I was interrupted,while I was doing it,so maybe someday,I might rewrite it over again,but anyhow,today I have written a different song for ya,& the name of it is called More Love To You,& I wrote this song to the instrumental of a reggae song called My Jamaican Guy,using my very own lyrics/words,& the reggae song called My Jamaican Guy was originally sang by the reggae singer named Bounty Killer featuring another singer named Grace Jones,so dear Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,here is my Love Song for ya,that I have written to the instrumental of My Jamaican Guy,using all of my very own lyrics/words,thank you & have yourself a very spectacular evening

    My Song Title:More Love To You

    My introduction before my chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Sexy Bay-Bay,Mrs.Fox,girl,what’s up,sexy lady,hey girl,yo,pretty babe,girl,what’s up,sexy Bay-Bay

    My chorus for sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    So,girl,yo,where you from,I’m,from St.Vincent,lady,St.Vincent,& The Grenadines,girl,you mean a lot,to me lady,girl,yo,girl,hey love,it’s in the Caribbean,Bay-Bay,I will,like to,take you,out someday,girl,I will treat you,nicely

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    You can,have a seat,next to me,I’ll make you,feel comfortably,comfortably seated,sexy babe,girl,I will treat,you nicely,kind hearted,girl is me,girl I will,treat you kindly,you’re a darling,so,sexy babe,all the dinner,girl,will be,on me

    The second chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    God bless you,always,girl,everyday,always,you’re so lovely,very famous,& sexy babe,all the dinner,girl,wil be on me

  • Um,hello there Mrs.Megan Fox,& how’s it going,I really hope that everything’s going well,& here is a track that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called,What’s The Hollywood Life Like,& I wrote this song to the instrumetal of a reggae song called Nuff Gal,using all of my very own words/lyrics,& the reggae song called Nuff Gal,was originally sang by the regae singer named Beenie Man,& Nuff Gal by Beenie Man,comes from off of one of Beenie Man’s reggae albums called Maestro,so dear sexy Mrs.Megan Fox,here is my love song that I have written for ya,to the instrumental of Nuff Gal,using all of my very own words/lyrics

    My Song Title:What’s The Hollywood Life Like

    My introduction before my chorus for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    Sometimes,girl,I wish,I was,in Hollywood,baby,hey girl,I will like to be famous,just,like you sexy lady

    My Chorus for Mrs.Megan Fox:

    So,what’s the hollywood,life like,is it,very cool,in the night time,are you,always in the spotlights,hey girl,I really really,like your nice smile,plus,are you very famous,hey girl,I will,like to go to Texas,hey girl,do you like Benz & Lexus,they’re,really,really really cool,cars

    Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Megan Fox:

    So,girl,what’s your favourite sport,babe,so girl,what’s your favourite dish,babe,mines is,curried goat,every Mondays,actually,I like it,everyday,with some,pasta,on the side girl,can you,be my master,everyday girl,I will rather,buy you things,that you like,girl,I will,like to make you breakfast,pretty babe

    • Well,um,hello there Mrs Megan Fox,& um,I hope that you’re doing fine,plus here is a new movie idea that I have written for ya,in the form of a screenplay,& it is a romantic & comedy film,& the name of your new movie should be called Taking Good Care,& the theme/story of this film should be based upon this:

      One bright & sunny afternoon,while you(Mrs.Megan Fox),was driving in Toronto,on your way to the Sassafraz,a very handsome gentleman,pulled up right beside you,at the stop lights,then he looked over at you give you(Mrs.Megan Fox),a very polite wave of his hands,then smiled at you,then as the stop lights changed to green,he sped away in his mercedes down the street,so then finally you(Mrs.Megan Fox),arrived at the Sassafraz,which is located in the down town village of Toronto,Canada,in an area called Yorkville,& as you stepped out of your car,a photographer walked up to ya(Mrs.Megan Fox),then asked you(Mrs.Megan Fox),if he can take a few couple of pictures of you,standing by your car,because he wanted you to be in a few couple of his very famous magazines,so then you(Mrs.Megan Fox),told him,yes that he can take a few couple pictures of you,& his name was Brad Stewart,so then Mr.Stewart,took some pictures of you,then he asked you(Mrs.Megan Fox),if you will like to be a celebrity model,for Tommy Hilfiger,because he Mr.Stewart,was a direct representative for Tommy Hilfiger,so then you(Mrs.Megan Fox),told him sure why not,so then you(Mrs.Megan Fox),began to Model for Tommy Hilfiger,& then you became very famous & successful,& you were invited to many shows & celebrity parties,& in the ending of this movie,you became more & more happier & successful,then you lived happily ever after

      The end

      Dear Mrs.Megan Fox,that was my new idea of what I think should be your next new film,& if you like you can change around some of the ideas of this new film,& some of the other actors & actresses,that I think will make this movie more outrageously funny if you call them up & ask them to be a part of it are,Jim Carrey,Mr.Brad Pitt,Mr.George Clooney,Mrs.Angelina Jolie,& Mrs.Kate Winslet

  • Sweetie, just letting you know, Megan Fox is probably not reading this. This is a gossip post ABOUT her. Not FROM her. lol