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Hey, Did You Want to See Shia LaBeouf Totally Naked?

A photo of Shia LaBeouf

When I think of Shia LaBeouf, I think of Disney. I think of Even Stevens and Tru Confessions and Holes. That’s it. I saw the first Transformers movie and that new Indiana Jones and all, but Shia will forever be that goofy kid on the Disney channel to me. So no, I did not want to see him totally naked. I didn’t want to, but I saw it anyway.

See, Shia is in this new Sigur Rós music video. At one point, he’s completely naked while his hair (head hair, not pubic hair) is in a gross little ponytail. I figured some of you might be into that sort of thing, but if you don’t feel moved to check out Shia’s penis, then there are also lady nipples to be seen in there.

Do I really have to tell you that this video is NSFW?

So, uh … how ’bout that penis?

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    • I don’t think it’s ‘tanked’. I think this is just another one of those silly little ‘artistic’ things all actor(esse)s do in some point in their career.

  • Oh. My. God. That was a horribly pretentious piece of crap. I had to force myself to watch more than two minutes of it.

  • While I l like their music, this video is a ridiculous piece of crap. Destined to fail. EPICALLY…

  • Not to say that LABEOUF is a total bore. Artistically he is zero. I even passed by him while he was in my city, shooting a movie. The big superstar SHIA LADOUCHE… He has no charisma, he is much smaller in reality, has chicken legs, plain and somehow totally unattractive… Give me a break…

    • And you said absolutely nothing about his talent. So what I hear you saying is that because he is short and skinny, he has no artistic talent.

  • I needed to see Shia LeBouf naked about as much as I need to have Quentin Tarantino fire a shotgun shell into my anus and out my pee hole for a ‘Planet Terror’ sequel.

  • silly artistic things? people like that make me miserable. Art is not silly. If you couldn’t get a message from that, then you’re a soulless, material absorbed prisoner of society. Have fun with that.

  • I tried to watch it – I really did. Twice. Couldn’t get past the three minute mark. Quite without any meaning that I could see. Not very interesting either. And unless he does some manscaping down there, everyone will think he has a small penis. You could hardly see anything.

  • i’ve decided that most people here on this site are pretentious, shallow morons who don’t realize a beautiful piece of art when they see it. you can like the video or not like it, whatever. but, a) at least appreciate the beautiful creativity used in the video without bashing it to pieces; b) do not judge shia for his decisions. clearly this video was something he wanted to do for one reason or another; frankly, it’s none of our business as to why. who cares whether it enhances or kills his career? it was his choice to do it, and we have no grounds to assume it was a bad decision; and also, c) stop acting like seeing his penis is a huge deal. you people are exactly the reason there is so much sexism and insecurity in our society. the man is clearly okay with his own body, who are you to say that it’s inadequate? frankly, i believe that this video was fantastic, and is open to so much interpretation. everyone involved in the video bore their souls for us, and it was very moving to watch. disagree if you may, but at least do so in a respectful manner.

    • And calling most people on this site “pretentious, shallow morons” is respectful? Did I watch the entire video? Yes, I did three or four times now. And I still don’t have any clue what the hell it’s about. There is a lot of stuff out there that is classified as art, and that’s the thing about art it’s subjective, and each person views it differently. You may see it as art, but I saw it as just a really REALLY bizarre video with a decent soundtrack.

      • If you have watched this more than twice and still don’t understand what it’s about, I reserve the right to call you an idiot.

        You’re a fucking idiot.

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