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Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex oral sex pictures photos
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Tori Spelling photo: evilbeetdouche

First runner-up: Michael
“You call that a WAR FACE?!? This is a WAR FACE!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

Second runner-up: Chris
“Once I unhinge my jaw, I shall consume that small pallet of hams.”

Congrats to evilbeetdouche! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

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  • Kim’s ass needed so much cowhide to cover it that there wasn’t enough left over for Kanye’s.

  • Kanye knows what’s up. Kim is ready to get it on wherever or whenever as long as there is a camera in the area.

  • Kanye misunderstood when Kim asked if he needed to use the bathroom. To be fair, she was fine with being recorded while getting pissed on by a D-List celebrity before.

  • Looks like kim taking another walk of shame…..oh wait kanye beat her to the punch!

  • “must… not… look…at kim’s ass… in front…of photogs….” and/or

  • Kanye: Sorry Amber Rose, but Kim Kardashian give the best blow jobs of all time! And George Bush still doesn’t care about black people.

  • Kanye: Sorry Amber Rose, but Kim Kardashian gives the best blowjobs ever, and George Bush still doesn’t care about black people -_-

  • Just wait till you see my “I’m sexy and I know it dance”…. I even got my favourite black g-string on…

  • ….this is a snap of the exact moment before Kim turned around to see that Kanye’s hologram had disappeared!

  • This is that last time that I’m borrowing her pants again, my ass just ain’t big enough.

  • a better caption woulda been: “Kanya drops ho off on corner for work” as you can clearly see… she just got through blowing him in the car. see the shame in her facial expression? why else is he trying to pull his pants up?

  • You can see by the dead distant look in Kanye’s eyes that Queen of the succubus has just collected another soul.