Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Scarlett Johansson Loves Her Lips, Especially When They Say “M” Words

OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you’ve ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.

Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly when she’s acting in independent films and not trying to be a vapid seductress all of the time. She’s an OK kid. But this commercial or whatever … my goodness, guys. It’s the height of laughability.

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  • Does anyone else see that she is an incredibly CRAPPY actress? She’s so bad! She looks all awkward and embarrassed, and her voice is SO masculine!

  • Literally nothing about her is attractive. She sounds like a dude, and her mouth is odd, especially when she smiles and talks. Not cute

  • wow. she has beautiful lips and eyes (and figure I guess) but she in no way is capable of channeling an Italian actress of the 50’s — not with that nose. Oy…that was painful.

  • This is one of the most beautiful women in the world….I’m a black guy and I don’t really suffer from the white girl syndrome a of black men have, but ScarJo is just out of this world beautiful