Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This Douchebag from Big Brother Just Found Out That Dumbledore’s Gay

Ok, I don’t watch Big Brother. I never have, I don’t care about it, I’m not into it. But I saw that this douche canoe from the show, Jeff Schroeder, found out during a live feed online what the rest of the world already knew: our beloved Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of our hearts, was gay. And, as douche canoes tend to do, he reacted with a boatload (or a canoe load?) of ignorance:

It all went down inside the BB house last night  — during a live feed on the Internet — when Jeff and Kalia began talking about the fact J.K. Rowling wrote Dumbledore as a gay character.

Jeff — shocked by the revelation — says, “He’s in a school with little kids, you can’t make that guy gay!”

He added, “It isn’t right to have it in a little kids book, and have the head master locked away in this magical land, be gay. That isn’t the right kind of writing to do.”

Kalia responded, “Why? Gay men can’t work with little kids!?” … adding, “Just because he is gay, doesn’t mean there is a thing wrong with him.”

I’m telling you guys about this halfway because I haven’t talked about Harry Potter yet today and halfway because I thought this was the most ridiculous reaction to anything ever and sometimes I like to open up about my feelings to you guys. That’s ok, right?

Do any of you watch this show? Is this a surprising turn of events, or does this asshole Jeff talk nonsense all the time?