Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

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Bridget Marquardt had the balls to go out looking like this. [The Superficial]

Helen Mirren beats the snot out of Katy Perry any old day. [Lainey Gossip]

LeBron‘s mom is an even bigger bitch than we assumed. [TMZ]

Cindy Crawford has a sex house? [The Blemish]

Ooh, Lindsay Lohan might have TWO jobs, guys. [Right Celebrity TV]

Tyler Perry tells Spike Lee in no uncertain terms to go to hell. [Huffington Post]

Should Jennifer Lopez be running around looking like this? [Celebuzz]

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: are they engaged? [Socialite Life]

Vanessa Hudgens claims she was eating white chocolate, not coating her gums with cocaine. [Popbytes]

What reality star claims she had a ‘liquid facelift’? [Cele|Bitchy]

The Jersey Shore schmoes were given a laundry list in Italy. [The Frisky]