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Caption This

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Don’t forget, starting officially on April 1st, we’ll have weekly ‘Caption This’ contests that result in real, live prizes. Pull out your funniest and stick ‘em in the comments if you’re interested in some cool shit.
This past week’s winner on The Situation photo:

Winner: y_punk_chew_ate
“He’s climbin in your windows/He’s snatchin your people up/Tryna rape em so y’all need to/Hide your kids, Hide your wife.”

1st Runner-Up: Chaz
“Feeling peckish, Snookie sends The Situation out for a late night snack.”

2nd Runner-Up: Heather
“Yo, she’s legal, I swear! And she’s totally DTF!”

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