Remember Stephanie Seymour? She used to be pretty important, I guess. She dated everyone in Guns ‘n Roses, was featured multiple times in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, sustained popularity by being a former Victoria’s Secret model, and married some bigwig paper tycoon by the name of … fuck, I don’t know, it doesn’t matter in the context of this story.
Her illustrious past aside, it was apparent this past holiday weekend that Seymour’s been trying hard to relive her heyday, or at least resurrect some semblance of sexiness by posing it up on St. Bart’s over the holidays. However? After these photos surfaced, her obvious attempt at looking hot came over looking more stupid and desperate than anything else.
Note to Seymour? It’s not attractive when it looks like you’re trying to both shit and piss – through your unkind bikini – in the ocean.
I’m going to guess that with the money she has that she probably doesn’t give a fuck what anyone else’s opinion is about what she’s doing and where she’s doing it. All I know is that she’s still pretty smokin’ for a 41 y.o. woman.
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Any 40+ woman who looks like this should not have to be ashamed of her body. I just hope you would look even close to her when you’re 40.
I hope so, too. I just won’t be acting a fool and striking fuck me poses in public. Unless, of course, I’m being paid for it.
I’m in my early 40s and wish I had her body.
And maybe she is trying to be silly or making fun. Maybe she is not trying to be sexy.
I hope not. That pose with her legs up is really bizarre.
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Well, take a little off the thighs and put on A TON of waterproof make-up!!!! Yikes!!! I have a lot more respect for make-up artists now that I’ve seen her nekkid face than I used to!!! I wonder if her husband makes her put a bag over head with a picture of Cindy Crawford taped to it?
She’s still gorgeous and she doesn’t seem to have done anything to her pretty face — top that, Rest Of Hollywood! She has been on TV a bit lately too — Law and Order, stuff like that.
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I liked the pictures. FFF thanks. I don’t know where you get the “shit and piss” stuff. I think she is saying the water is cold, and you know what comes next! Turkey timer tits. Lets have it. IF you are rich as hell you won’t get arrested, so just swim naked FFS.
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She is not stupid. She just playing with her kid and enjoy the beach that all. When you play around, you much interact right? So when you interact, you must do something right? So that what she did. I don’t think anything wrong with her. Just except one “damn it, she’s HOT”. That why all the younger lady get so jealous :).
Even her own teenager son can’t resist her hottiness. He kiss her like kissing his own girlfriend. That not all, while kissing his mother, he place his hand on her boobs and got caught boner too. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH7bV8wKG8s
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