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Blind Item: Which Celeb Couple is Secretly a Victim of Break-Up Season?

It’s been a banner month for celebrity break-ups, but according to one blind item, there’s another one coming that’s going to top ’em all.

From BlindGossip:

Lots of celebrity break up announcements this holiday season, but one more  is supposed to be coming in the next few weeks. This couple has actually been split up for months now, but you may not have even noticed since – like Scarlett and Ryan – they are usually photographed separately from each other. They were going to announce a couple of weeks ago, but got cold feet once they saw the flurry of attention that other celebrities were getting for the same action. The more famous of the two wants the publicists to release the announcement between Christmas and New Year’s in the hopes that the public will be too busy celebrating the holidays to notice. Before you start feeling sorry for either of them, though, you should probably know that both have already moved on to new relationships.

Let’s see… So far we’ve seen Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson,  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter, Anna Friel and David Thewlis, and Dylan Walsh and Joanna Going split this season. Who does that leave us with? Matthew Broderick and SJP? Probably not, we’ve seen them together quite a bit this year. Same with Heidi and Seal (as they’ll ever break-up.)

My money’s on Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin for this one. Her high-profile appearance on Glee and her role in Country Song could be ways to reestablish herself publicly (I mean, what has she been doing except being a married mom with a blog the last couple of years?), although I’m not sure that I see either one of them being the type to immediately move on to a new boo.

Who do you think the mysterious couple is?

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  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, or Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder. Lately I’ve seen pictures of the separately, but with their children, but you don’t generally see them together.

  • My first instincts also told me Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, and I hope that’s true. Primarily because I’m waiting for Chris to start making good music again, and I think ditching Goop will do just the trick.

  • I thought Chris and Gwen first but isn’t there a rumour about Ben having it off with Blake Lively and Jen finding out? Has to be one of these 2 though, definitely. Actually, the fact that they’ve both moved on makes me think more likely Christ and Gwen…

  • keith and nicole were just on oprah, definitely not them. Besides, Nicole just got her lips injected and a botox boost, and Keith just got new streaks.
    Tom and Katie, we wish. she just celebrated her birthday with a spin class from the d-bag. However we can expect a new matching hair do from Kuri to follow in 2011.
    jen and ben- seraphina is so f-ing cute and Violet, god bless doctors who can pin back ears. why break up that family.
    Demi and Ashton- we wish. He’s too stupid to know any better and she’s too vain to love anyone more than herself.

    So it leaves Chris and Gwen. Chris finally admits he’s gay and publicly apologizes for naming his kids Apple and Moses.

  • I was going to guess Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, but they really arent in the spotlight too much anymore so it’s a weak guess