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Paris Hilton Rides It, Cow … Girl.

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Just when you thought Paris Hilton’s desperate gnarl-fingered clutch at attention couldn’t get any worse, her ass goes and body doubles for Peter Griffin’s midsection.

Given the time of year and the current economy, I can understand the girl’s need to bring in some extra cash, but some things – like rubbery asses, wonk eyes, the radioactive nature of a certain celebutante’s mouth, and fourteen different crossbreeds of crab living on a single, papery grey chode – are better left alone.

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