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Michael Lohan Plans on Getting Drunk And Arrested to Profess His Love For Lindsay

A photo of Michael and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been at Betty Ford for a couple of weeks now, and, as usual, she’s not taking visits from her father, Michael.  So Michael, crafty man that he is, has devised a foolproof plan to win back Lindsay’s love and attention.  And really, he can’t fail.

From TMZ:

Michael Lohan is telling people he’s going to intentionally fall off the wagon and check himself into the Betty Ford clinic to be near Lindsay Lohan — and stage his own arrest if necessary to get his daughter’s attention.

We’re told Michael is going to show up at Betty Ford and demand admission.  He will stage his own arrest — to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter.

Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay.  If she won’t let him in, he’s going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.

I can’t see this as anything other than brilliant.  “Fall off the wagon,” “stage his own arrest,” and “get all drunk and then go back and make a scene” are all phrases that are clearly indicative of that healthy, nurturing, all-encompassing love that a parent has for a child. I would like to take this moment to officially announce my support for Michael’s plan.  I believe that if Michael succeeds in getting arrested, it can obviously do nothing but good for Lindsay.

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  • Michael should be locked up for having such a bad influence on his children. I’d be ashamed if this was my father.

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