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Jack Sparrow Attempts to Aid A Young Pirate in Mutiny

A photo of Johnny Depp

Photo via People

All right, see that picture?  That’s Jack Sparrow (I know that I should say that it’s Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, but no, I’m going to stick with character names, you’ll see why momentarily) and a couple of his pirate buddies, and that little girl is nine-year-old Beatrice Delap, pirate-in-training.  Beatrice, in need of some assistance, wrote a letter to Captain Jack Sparrow, one of the best pirates ever, and said that “”We are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally we’re a right handful, but we’re having trouble mutinying against the teachers. We’d love it if you could come and help.”  And back on Wednesday, Beatrice became the most popular girl at her school:

To gasps and a “wow” from little Beatrice, he surprised the children by strolling into a hastily-convened assembly (the school was only given ten minute’s notice). Depp proffered the letter, which she’d written after visiting the film set.

“He asked where I was in the audience. I put my hand up and then I had to go up and he gave me a hug,” Beatrice told London Tonight TV news. “He said, ‘Maybe we shouldn’t mutiny today because there are police outside monitoring me.’ ”

She concurred: “I said, ‘Yeah, that’s probably a good idea.’ “

I’m trying to think of something that would have been on this level when I was nine, but I’m having trouble with that.  I mean, I try not to throw this word around, but this sounds like a pretty epic event.  And seriously, as if Johnny Depp needed to give the world another reason to love him.

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  • Hello Mr Johnny Depp,here is an idea of a new movie that I think you should produce,this new movie should be a thriller/action,film,and you should name this new movie,The Library On St.James Road.And the new movie should start like this:

    One morning you,(Mr Johnny Depp),was doing some research on a work project,in a Library,when you overheard,a very disturbing conversation,two guys in the Library,whose names were Peter Malcomb and Damien Marshall,were plotting to take over the city with a bunch of,other dudes,in a couple of days,and they(the two guys),were planning to rob some banks,as well.When all of a sudden,another dude,approached,you(Johnny Depp),from behind,and the name of the guy that approached,you(Johnny Depp),from behind was Franklyn Asad,and he(Franklyn Asad),was friends with Peter Malcomb and Damien Marshall,the same two guys that were plotting to take the country over.So Franklyn Asad,grabbbed ,you(Johnny Depp),by your shoulders,and notified Damien Marshall and Peter Malcomb,that you(Johnny Depp),overheard everything that the three of them and their other associates were going to do in the next few days.So they(Peter Malcomb,Damien Marshall and Franklyn Asad),held you(Johnny Depp) as a hostage,in the Library on St.James Road,for a few minutes,without anyone in the library,becoming suspicious of what was,going on,then they(Peter Malcomb,Damien Marshall,and Franklyn Asad),took you(Johnny Depp),outside of the Library,to their car that was,parked outside.
    Then they took you(Johnny Depp)to their house,and began asking you what were the things you(Johnny Depp), heard them,talking about doing.So you(Johnny Depp),told Peter Malcomb,Franklyn Asad,and Damien Marshall,everything you heard,them talking about,and they got very angry,about this.Then you(Johnny Depp),saw,a great,chance to,escape,then you(Johnny Depp),punched all three guys in their faces,and took two guns that Franklyn Asad and Damien Marshall had.But the doors were locked in the house,and you had to find another way of escaping,then the three dudes,began searching for you(Johnny Depp),but you was already outside of the house,and began making your escape away from that house.So now it is up to you Johnny Depp to help the police to save the city,because,Peter Malcomb,and his friends,were planning to overthrow it.

    That was a new movie idea to share with you J Depp.