We all knew the “Michael Lohan Guide to Prison Survival” was going to get released at some point, and thankfully we didn’t have to wait long. Michael gave an interview to US Weekly about his daughter Lindsay’s jail sentence and the things she can do to get by most easily while in there.
Let’s read that, shall we?
It’s not going to be a good experience for her. Right now, she should be working on rectifying the situation and getting better.
It’s just a horrible experience. Twenty-three hours a day, she’ll be locked up. I’m going to get her out of that cell as much as I can. And Kate will be there, and we’ll work to get her out of that cell as much as possible.
She knows I still want to throw her in [rehab]. I’ve been trying to tell her how much I love her, that I’m behind her, that when she’s ready, I’m ready to help her.
If she would just realize that what she’s taking is toxic…. Dina has denied that Lindsay is on prescription meds. Lindsay has denied that she is on prescription meds. Her friends have. Everyone has! And look at her! They’re lying.”
Dina should be concentrating on helping Lindsay get off of the prescription drugs instead of stealing Fudgy the Whales from Carvel!
I had a feeling that Lindsay might go to jail and I wanted to be there for her, but I wanted to be there, more importantly, to submit the letter to the judge in hopes that she would just give her rehab, which she did consider and I appreciate that. But at the same time, Lindsay is not a criminal. She is a woman with a disease. She really is. She needs help. She needs medical attention.”
Get off the adderall, that I agree with. Visitation will probably be an important thing to her sanity, sure. Rehab? Well, she’s definitely not going to be allowed to take adderall in jail, and the court sentenced her to a 90 day rehab treatment after her 90 days in jail, so that’s actually covered. And re: those Carvel cakes… You shut the fuck up, Michael Lohan. Let her eat all the Fudgy the Whales she wants.
Remember when you guys stopped posting anything about Spidey? I hope you will do the same for this idiot. I don’t give a fuck about him or what he has to say, I think everybody here will agree with me
If everyone who broke the law and had a drug addiction (or mental or physical illness for that matter) was let go because you can’t be a criminal and “have a disease” at the same time, there would be almost no one in jail.
this guy doesn’t give a crap about his kid – everyone knows it – lindsay knows it. he’s just digging a deeper hole, and i think he’s just causing lindsay to deny her problem even more. if he really wanted to help, he’s stop blasting her business all over, stop with the harassing phone calls, and just give her gentle reminders to let her know he is there when she is ready. but, no. his insistence and her mom’s denial of any problem is just contributing to her messed up attitude about this problem, and life in general.
I wish Centcom would take a drone and kaboom!!! bye bye Lohan compound.
Dude can rock the wiseman look.