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Screw Toy Story 3! The Movie Of The Summer is The Client List!

Ohmigawd, ohmigawd, ohmigawd. Have you guys seen this trailer for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime Original movie, The Client List? It has every single element that we love about Lifetime Originals– women being morally compromised, obvious story lines, tons of no-name over-actors. On top of all that, it’s a JLH joint, and while I haven’t seen a movie she was in since I was maybe 20 years old, I had no idea that she sucked this bad at acting. I mean, truly. If she’s always sucked this bad at acting, then this woman is the original Paris Hilton. Or something.

But regardless of all that, The Client List looks amazing. This is totally up my alley. Some housewife needs to make ends meat, so she starts whoring herself behind her husband’s back. Then she gets greedy. And then she gets BUSTED. By the title, I can tell that the whole “getting busted” thing is just a catalyst to watch her sell out client after client in order to keep herself out of jail. Bang bang! That’s my shit right there! That’s the kinda quality writing that keeps me coming back for more, Lifetime! I’m not even going to see that Pixar movie now that I know I have this to look forward to.

Y’all psyched for July now?

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