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J.Lo and Marc Anthony Celebrate Their Puerto Rican Pride

J.Lo and Marc Anthony Lead PR Parade

While Los Angeles was going gay balls to the walls yesterday, Jennifer and Marc Lopez lead the Puerto Rican Day Parade in New York City. While my Puerto Rican friends cringed at this news because well, none of them feel like J.Lo does a particularly great job of representing everything that a successful Puerto Rican woman can be, I was just caught up in how tiny and skeletal Marc Anthony looks. I feel like his body would snap in half if J.Lo even touched him.

Either way, I gotta get to this parade before I die. I’ve heard the after parties are too, too wild.

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  • a black bra with a white dress Jlo? really? And did you trying sitting in it before you bought it? No? Well that explains the ill fit. Honestly, just go bra-less.

  • I think the black thing is part of the dress, if you look closely there s a fleshy coloured thing on her back, above the white dress.

    Also, I mean, hate on J.Lo by all means, but to say that she's not a role model for successful puerto rican women? I mean, jeeze, I know it's not realistic to think every woman could be like her, but the woman did create her own brand, empire, had multi-platinum albums and hit box-office movies, even having had both at the same time. What more could you ask for? The woman's succeeded in her field, at least give her that.
    That's all any of us could ask for ourselves.

  • Well, I've always said that the Puerto Rican Day Parade isn't complete without J-Lo and Anthony…oh, and of course a few thousand drunken Puerto Rican men groping and tearing the clothes off of female joggers who happen to be passing by.