The people in charge of the hilarious travesty Jersey Shore are working on a very similar show. Except instead of fist-pumping* guidos and guidettes, there will be rednecks. Doron Ofir Casting is looking for “12 lucky guys and gals who are keepin’ it country and want to party their asses off” for the show titled Party Down South, and they’ll be traveling all throughout Dixie to find these people.
I’ve never really spent time on the Jersey Shore, but I have spent my whole life in the South. My high school had an annual Drive Your Tractor to School Day and I spent a good part of my freshman year going to school at a NASCAR race track. My dad drinks about a case of beer on the porch every night and he collects guns. I’ve drunk whiskey at a bonfire by railroad tracks under a bridge, and I’ve been told repeatedly by family, friends, peers, and strangers that I’m going to hell. I feel like I’m really in tune with the stereotypical Southern redneck scene, so I’m all too excited for the utter trash that will be showcased if this show makes it to television.
*I just want to note that I was able to work “fist-pumping” into both of my articles today. That’s all.