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Dump, Marry, Date: Jackee Harry, Nicki Blonsky and Sophie Turner

Dump, Marry, Date

It’s time again to play that slightly modified so it’s safe for work classic: Dump, Marry, Date. Category is Ladies Who Have Recently Unveiled Their New Millions of Milkshake Signature Shake and the rules of the game haven’t changed. You just have to pick which one of these ladies you would dump, which you would marry and which you would date.

For me the choice is clear: dump Blonsky ’cause she has a history of violence, date Sophie because she’d be decent to be seen with in public and marry Jackee because duh, she’s the shit.

Now what about you?

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  • I don’t even read these posts. I just write random shit. However, Molls is the princess of whatever this shit is, for reelz.