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Megan Fox is Still Way Cooler Than You

In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Fox claims that nude photos were taken without her permission or knowledge during the filming of Passion Play, which is an independent film about circus performers (sounds, uh, intriguing). During the interview, Fox acknowledges the potential for leaked nudes and states that she’ll kick the shit out of whoever took the photos if she finds out who did it:

“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm. I’m not a fucking reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the shit that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”

She also takes her “kick-ass” persona up a notch and claims that she could probably go a week without eating, ’cause she’s lazy:

“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.”

Fox also complains about public restrooms and dining out and how it adversely affects her OCD:

“This is a sickness, I have an illness,–this is not OK anymore.”

“I’m never doing that again. Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.”

“Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”

She also claims that she’s not going to be Little Miss Nice Chick during those annoying interviews that give her publicity which she so desperately craves:

“I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been fucked doing so.”

Listen, Megan. We might actually buy the whole “I’m eccentric and unique and zany” thing if you weren’t trying so hard to jam it down our throats. I kind of dig you (and I think you’re probably one of the most gorgeous women on the planet), but back off on the whole “I’m crazy! I’m weird! I’m fucking interesting!” thing and let your shit speak for itself, girl.

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  • meh, she always appears and sounds vapid and dull.

    i get the “hot” factor people see in her but not the beautiful.
    she has a blank beauty, boring and too perfect, when i look into her eyes i see nothing, a blank slate, nothing that shows interesting at all.

    if she only knew that continually trying to convince us that she is more than a blowup doll isn’t really helping her case.

    I also think scarjo is like this but not near to the degree that fox is.

      • i just watched match point and kept waiting for her to start acting…all i got were pouty looks/ moments, mono-tone voice with no inflection or conviction.

        I loved Love song for Bobby Long but it was pretty much the same character as all her others.

        It’s pretty clear her curves and lips do the acting for her (and they are luscious!)

        I just can’t figure out any other reason for directors to keep putting her onscreen than that.

        same with fox, looking into her vapid expressions and hollow empty eyes make me feel tired (yawn) and bored.

  • Interesting – she’ll starve to death before she’ll cook for herself but she won’t eat out because she doesn’t want her mouth where other people’s have been… hmmmmmm.

    Tries way too hard.

  • Seriously? She couldn’t act scared if I held a howitzer to her head. Big boobs and tats. Meh….next!

  • I would probably find her picture pleasing to look at if I could only do so. Every time I try to, my eyes keep getting pulled into that good awful mouth and those teeth that look like she just ate a plate of Oreo’s.

    Fucking gross. And she is worried about other peoples mouths?

    • And she would probably find your picture pleasing to look at except that you’re a fucking cocksucking homo that’s still sportin’ a man purse and a comb over. Fuck off.

      • I am terribly, terribly hurt by your hateful comments. All of my life people have been making fun of me. My parents used to tell me how ugly and utterly worthless I was, and the other kids at school used to laugh at me and beat me up.

        But I understand why you say these things son. You grew up to be just as ugly and ignorant as your father. You get just as angry as I do at times. I understand that you are bitter. Maybe we shouldn’t frequent the same sites, but we can talk about it more later when I bring your dinner down to the basement.

        I love you son.

  • Seriously?
    I cannot stand this girl.
    She is boring, she is stupid, she is DESPERATE for attention.
    She’s a horrible actress. She’s gotten surgery to make herself fit into the Angelina Jolie sex kitten archetype. She’s got a tattoo that is ironically funny only because it is on an empty headed mess like herself. Everything about this girl is just… EW.

  • It amazes me when people who have triple their fair share of beauty do dopey things like pay to have needles stuck into their mouths. Ugh. If she is a germophobe, how can she stand to have syringes full of what – biodegradable hyaluronic acid? – injected under her lips?!

    I guess she will never be able to have sex with very many people because she’d never know where their various body parts had been. So much for the hot Megan and her faux-foxiness.

  • i think she is ridiculously gorgeous. i dont know her in person, so I’m not gonna start criticizing her because of some interviews she’s done-and even if she really is a seeking attention moron who cares, it’s not as if she is my friend or anything so why should I give a fuck. and in the main pic she looks like a sexy big lipped Audrey Hepburn. Just wow, she’s soooo beautiful.

  • she’s going to kick someone’s ass? when? the day she’s starving herself because she’s too lazy to cook or the day she’s busy being a serious actress? i can hardly wait.

    the words “wet paper bag” come to mind immediately.