Despite not serving any real jail time for that insane bender she went on two years ago when she wracked up all those DUIs (I like to call it “The Summer of Coke Pants”), Lindsay Lohan is still on probation. Normally probation is a joke when it’s assigned to celebrities, but it looks like the deputy district attorney assigned to Lohan’s case is willing to throw her in the slammer if she’s not taking it seriously.
Danette Meyers spoke to RadarOnline about Lindsay’s case and said the following:
“I don’t know yet if Lindsay has indeed violated probation. If she hasn’t violated probation, I will be very happy for her and send her on her way. However, if she has in fact violated the terms of her probation, I will be asking the judge for a significant jail time.”
Is it possible that someone in Los Angeles is holding Lindsay Lohan accountable for her actions? What a thought!
We won’t know if our girl will be spending her summer in a state prison until the progress reports from her alcohol education classes come in, but here’s hoping she’s graded harshly. As much as I’d hate for my favorite tabloid princess to fall off the radar, I think it’s the only way we’ll be able to keep her around for another decade of crazy news stories. Beside, maybe she can find a new girlfriend in there.
Check out these photos of Lindsay’s super-duper classy ill-fitted blazer and red-roots-on-black-hair court date look from yesterday:
Who don’t want that ho locked up? I guess the D.A. just now gettin’ his TMZ turned on.
Loved it, Molls! You know, for someone that is so skinny, she has a really puffy face! Also, her double chin is getting VERY bad. WTF? She is so young.
Jail is the only thing that MIGHT save her life, and it would have to be 30 days or more. On a couple of different occasions, with no bunkie to share meds with – I’m talking a cell by herself, 23 out of 24 hours.
Saved mine.
no one cares about linds anymore. just looks at how many comments there are. before it would have been 20+, now merely 4. poor girl, not only is her life slipping away but so is her ´fame´.
I can’t believe the DA wants Linds behind bars…isn’t that where she is 24/7. Can’t we get her out of bars. How about in rehab….or a goldfish bowl. Maybe we could just put her in a dog carrier for a few weeks to slow her down….
Christ….can’t some one just dig the hole in the desert already and push her in…I guarantee she won’t be missed. Not even a little.
Actually, I do miss the freckle-faced redhead who seemed to enjoy life – without coke, booze, cigarettes, stealing, wrinkles, bad makeup, injected lips, stumbling into cactuses and going on joyrides with hostages.
How wonderful that her Mommy considers her to be “real”, no doubt due to growing up in New Jersey. Yeah, Lindsay has really distinguished herself from all of those dissipated Hollywood reprobates.
Soon she’ll be a female Danny Bonaduce, complete with ruined voice, ruined face and ruined career.
Why is her face all freakin’ swollen.
Alcohol and methamphetamines.
OMG soo ugly, I can’t even handle it.