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Snooki Dumps Her Juice-Head Via Facebook

What is this? This is the epitome of class. These are the standards that we hold Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi up to and we are never, I repeat — never — disappointed.

You’ll remember Snookers’ only latest boyfriend: Emilio Masella. They got together between seasons of Jersey Shore and looked like a match made in Ed Hardy-sponsored Oompa-Loompa heaven.

Well, the two dated for, like, an all-time record high of a few months, which in Jersey Shore time, calculates to be about four seasons of the “hit” MTV show.

However, Snooki felt that her star was going to be compromised when her man, Masella, decided to try out for the latest season of MTV’s The Real World. Snook decided that Masella was only using her for her “fame” and decided to kick his tanned hide to the curb. Through Facebook. And just in time for the new season of the Shore.

TMZ reached out to the broken-hearted Emilio to find out what the hell happened and Masella stated:

“All i kno is she was upset i tried out fornreal world nd left me a message sayin im single. Next i kno i wake up [Monday] morning and facebook says im single.”

And that, ladies and gents, is how you break up — Jersey Shore-style. Welcome to the jungle.

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  • That is a very peculiar way to break up with someone. Admittedly, if I were in a break-up, I would want to update my status to that effect as soon as I got the chance, but that would be -after- the conversation in which we broke up took place.

    Then again, I am not orange, so I should not necessarily try to delve into “Snooki’s” mind.