I’ve got bad news for all you Jersey Shore enthusiasts out there, and no, it’s not that we still haven’t found any more Snooki nudes. You guys, at the rate things are going, there might not be a second season of that sweet, fist-pumping goodness.
MTV has been planning to shoot the second season of Jersey Shore in another location (because it turns out that the Jersey Shore is significantly less interesting than the orange-colored booze-guzzling mosters that take over its rental homes during the summer), but the city they picked, Miami, wants nothing to do with the cast. A source spoke to RadarOnline and said, “A lot of places in South Beach aren’t letting them in. They’re not welcome at many spots, and they’re getting refused all over the place.” Not just that, but the cast can’t go anywhere without full-security and a police escort. Reality, indeed.
The main issue that the cast is having is that no bar owner wants to invite in a group of people that are known for having televised bar fights. Not only is it bad for business, but these folks are a liability. I have to say that I’m a little shocked that MTV wasn’t aware that this would be a problem. Hell, The Real World kids get mouthed off to and kicked out of clubs in every city they film in, so if you bring a sextuplet of infamous juice heads and hooker-looking people to a party city like Miami, there’s no way they’re not going to have a hard time.
So who out there can help J-Woww, The Sitch and the rest of the gang get their second season? Anyone want to volunteer their city to be taken over by the Shore kids? C’mon… How bad could it really be?
Benidorm, Spain. Bit far away but noone knows you and it’s pretty much the European Jersey Shore.
Is Snookie getting punched again? It’s only fun if she does. BAM! Snookie-punch!
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I would like to give her a Bruce Lee one inch punch. Real quick one like a whip! Shhh-PAWN!
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They look a bit like the townies of liverpool or travelling gypsys. Their clothes are very urm cheapening. I am not sure these outfits can be what people really wear normally. They look so greasey. I’ve not yet seen the show it’s only just come over – can’t decide if it’s worth it.
Maybe that should have them roll into Butte, Montana, or better still Clair D’Alene, Idaho.
I vote for Arkansas.
Only if they can go live with the Duggars.
Ha! That’d be awesome! I vote for this idea!
What would MTV actually have called a ‘Jersey Shore’ season filmed mostly at Miami Beach?
MTV wanted to film the next season of the show now so new episodes could air this summer, but because the Jersey Shore’s not ‘the place to be’ in the winter/spring, the network settled on Miami Beach. It was silly of MTV not to anticipate the potential difficulties of trying to get the “infamous juice heads and hooker-looking people,” with cameras in tow, into Miami’s priggish and ultra-exclusive nightspots.
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How about somewhere they can really get their party on, like Saskatchewan or Manitoba. That would make for a much funnier story. I would love to see them trying to get into a bar in Canada, as long as they keep it out of Calgary. No one would know what to do with them.