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Not So Unlike Donald Trump, Heidi Montag Fires Everyone.


All this in what, a week?

So compelling, it’s almost hard to keep up with all of the changes in the superstar’s life.

After firing Spencer Pratt as her “manager”, Heidi Montag hired psychic Aiden Chase to be her manager, spiritual guide and on-location psychic.  Guess Heidi didn’t care for Chase’s predictions as to where her career was going to inevitably go, because it’s recently found that Montag’s now fired Chase — a week into his new, swank job.

Montag states:

“I have decided to part ways with Mr. Chase both as a manager and as a psychic and will scrutinize business decisions more carefully in the future.”

Heidi claims that she’s a “strong, independent” woman and will, henceforth, be managing her own career.  … Wait for it … wait for it … HAHAHAHA!

Funny thing?  Chase seems to know nothing about his doom-filled termination — and it is doom.  If you’re fired by Heidi Montag, dude, that’s like getting fired from a volunteer organization.

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    • Agreed. Now if only she’d fire her breast implants, huge false eyelashes that make her look tired and sad and her body dysmorphic disorder. Maybe there’s a real woman in there somewhere.

      Didn’t Spencer say that he was trying to avoid having sex with her so they wouldn’t have a kid? Now he has the perfect excuse – her boobs won’t let him get close enough for coitus.

      What else can you say but ugh and good luck, Heidi.

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  • He looks like an old gay bear with that jewelry on, and there isn’t enough time in the world to explain why I hate her.

  • Living a nightmare time’s 1 billion. She’s got to be asking herself what would Neely do stuck in the valley of the voodoo dolls right now..

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  • These two were banned from the this website, wtf? Dislike. Please remove this article. ASAP….

  • the fucking weird thing is this woman got plastic surgery to look better and she looks not only ‘un-better’ but like a real life looking albeit cheap plastic blow up doll. somewhat sad.