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BREAKING: Sometimes We Don’t Like the Names Celebrities Give Their Kids

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. surveyed 5,000 moms about their favorite and least favorite baby names of 2009, so that these kids can Google themselves in twelve years and be all like “See, Mom? You set me up for failure! Everyone hated me from the start!” And then they’ll run off and smoke a bunch of crack and get a DUI and go to rehab and it’ll be a great big huge news story and then I WILL MAKE MONEY. So thank you,

The favorite baby name of 2009: Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.’s now-5-month-old baby girl, Charlotte Grace, who earned 49%. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s daughter Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, 14 months, came in at second with 12 percent. As a society, I gather, we like names that make us think of novels of manners.

The least fave? Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s son, Sparrow James Midnight, with 37% of the haterade vote. Second place went to Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof’s daughter Satyana. We do not like names that make us think of birds or foreign people.

Agree or disagree? Any other 2009 celeb baby names you think should should be on the best or worst list? There’s a full list of 2009’s celeb boys and girls after the jump.

Baby boy names
Adam – (Andrew Firestone and Ivana Bozilovic)
Atlas James – (Anne Heche and James Tupper)
Blaise Ray – (Amanda Beard and Sacha Brown)
Bob – (Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller)
Cassius – (Bobby Brown and Alicia Etheridge)
Charlie Axel – (Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren)
David Daniel – (Jennifer Hudson)
Gunner – (Brandon and Tana Flowers)
Hal – (Hank Azaria and Katie Wright)
Hayes Logan – (Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner)
Henry Taduesz – (Colin Farrell and Alicja Bachleda)
Ikhyd Edgar Arular – (M.I.A. and Benjamin Bronfman)
Isaiah Timothy – (Elisabeth and Tim Hasselbeck)
Jackson James – (Carson Daly and Siri Pinter)
Jackson Kayse – (Scott and Kelly Wolf)
Jasper Warren – (Kimberly Williams-Paisley and Brad Paisley)
Kenzo Lee – (Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou)
Knight Jones – (Kelis and Nas)
Mason Dash – (Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick)
Max – (Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller)
Max Edward- (Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen)
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha – (Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa)
Otis Tobias – (Tobey Maguire and Jen Meyer)
Roman Stylianos – (Molly Ringwald and Panio Gianopoulous)
Sebastian Thomas – (Tommy Hilfiger and wife Dee Ocleppo)
Sparrow James Midnight – (Nicole Richie and Joel Madden)
Walker Nathaniel – (Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel)

Baby girl names
Adele Georgiana – (Molly Ringwald and Panio Gianopoulous)
Anniston Kae – (Chyler Leigh and Nathan West)
Bandit Lee – (Gerard Way and Lyn-Z)
Bardot Vita – (David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman
Blakesley Grace – (Trista and Ryan Sutter)
Charlene Riva – (Roger and Mirka Vavrinec Federer)
Charlie Tamara Tulip – (Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell)
Charlotte Grace – (Sarah Michelle Geller and Freddie Prinze Jr.)
Ciel Taylor – (Niki Taylor and Burney Lamar)
Dolly Rebecca Rose – (Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell)
Elizabeth – (Tim and Jane Allen)
Goldie Priya – (Ione Skye and Ben Lee)
Hannah Kathryn – (Bill Hader and Maggie Carey)
Harper Willow – (Dave Grohl and Jordyn Blum)
Helena Grace – (Kelly Rutherford and Daniel Giersch)
Java Kumala – (Josh Holloway and Yessica Kumala)
Josie – ( Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar)
Lou Sulola – (Heidi Klum and Seal)
Lucia – (Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva)
Luciana Bella – (Carnie Wilson and Rob Bonfiglio)
Mabel Painter – (Chad Lowe and Kim Painter)
Mackynzie Renee – (Joshua Duggar and Anna)
Marion Loretta Elwell – (Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick)
Mars Merkaba – (Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica)
Megan Hope – (Alison Sweeney and Dave Sanov)
Myla Rose – (Roger and Mirka Vavrinec Federer)
Naleigh – (Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley)
Paloma Louise – (Ana Ortiz and Noah Lebenzon)
Satyana – (Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof)
Scarlet – (Melanie “Sporty Spice” Chisolm and Thomas Starr)
Seraphina Rose Elizabeth – (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck)
Stella Luna – (Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery)
Tabitha Hodge – (Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick)
West – (Marley Shelton and Beau Flynn)

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