Okay . . . . so to review, Kendra is just as responsible for the fight as Natalie, however, the girls ditched Natalie in Santa Barbara two weeks ago. All the girls, particularly Annie, seem quite happy with the prospect that Natalie will not be returning. The girls happily pack all of Natalie’s things (one of her purses looks like MC Hammer pants reborn. Gross) and rejoice in her absence! Kate seems a little worried because for the past few weeks she has been on team Natalie, and now she is aware that all of the girls left in the house dispise her. In a video confession, Kate actually begs for Natlie to come back . . . . what in the world is going on? Kate is totally fake and, to say it bluntly, a bitch. Kate actually goes up to Annie’s crush and tells him Annie is crazy and that she (Kate) is a ‘good girl’. I can’t believe how awful and FAKE Kate is . . . She actually calls Annie fat. Not cool on two parts: Annie is not crazy and certainly not fat. Get some more extensions, Kate.
Next, the girls go paintballing. AWESOME! Annie, Amber and Lexie vs. Kate and Kendra. Who do you think won? You’re right . . . the team with more people!
Later, Kendra invites L.P. over for a late night rendezvous . . . . Ooh la la! BUT it reaches 1 a.m. and he still hasn’t arrived! Kendra isn’t my fave, but this is B.S. Annie says it perfectly: “I think a man should go out of his way to make her feel special, and I don’t think L.P. is doing that to Kendra.” Right on, Annie! Again, not only is Annie a good friend a person, but she is totally REAL and respectful :) But . . . regardless of his , Kendra still bones him . . . Although I don’t really agree with this, Kendra is lookin’ for some (physical) love and is being real about it. She’s not making the relationship with L.P. out to be something it isn’t.
The best part of the episode? THE AMBERS FROM SEASON 3 ARRIVE FOR A VISIT!!!!!!!!!! YYAAAAYYYYY! Seriously, I was surprised Oxygen didn’t give them their own show after last season. Kate tries to make Team Blonde and side with The Ambers by talking shit about the other members. Need another reason Kendra is REAL? She calls Kate out on this crap.
After The Ambers arrive the girls all decide to go out. After being at the club for some time L.P. finally shows up . . . at 1:15 a.m. Does Kendra let him get away with this? Heeeeeellll no! Way to go, Kendra!
WAIT! I SPOKE TOO SOON! Later in the episode The (original) Ambers go out to film their show! OMFG! On the show, the girls review “Airsex.” An ‘airsexpert’ comes on the show and, well, pretty much ejaculates into the air. All the girls think he’s ugly, but, well . . . Sierra and I really dig the beard and the moves. YOU LIKE PIZZA AND SEX, TOO? Call us, Chris. Seriously.
After another night of clubbin’, the girls head home. Kate has pretty much reached her limit and takes to stabbing the other girls’ possessions with a knife or bottle. Shouldn’t someone call the police? Kate has lost it, ladies and gay and/or whipped men. Kate actually hits Annie in the face. The episode ends, however, with her hitting Amber (season 4), too. OMFG I can’t wait for next week.
geez I’m going to have nightmares about the stomach on that woman to the right. EEK!
Hell yeah, stomach cellulite. That bitch needs a Johnny Wad sized luffa.
I got news for you. The “whipped” guys watching the show aren’t sitting next to their girl cause they have to. With all the young hot tail on this show, they WANT to.
And I can’t believe you like Annie, she’s a useless weakling on this show. Nat, Kate and Flo need to jump Amber 4 on the wrap up show, she’s got it coming.
In closing, for the love of all things drunk in g-strings, bring back Ripsy!
as i’ve said before what is the point for this damn show…it sucks
Its and AWESOME show…Well only because it has strippers and sex…