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I Bet They Will Remember to Brood!!!

The 2009 We Don’t Give a Fuck Tour has extended itself into 2010!!! On Monday, Robert Pattinson showed up on the red carpet for the premiere of his film, Remember Me, and posed with co-star Emilie de Ravin. Emilie’s next movie should probably be called Remember to Take Your Skirt Out of Your Underwear After You Pee, because obviously that was a problem for her this time around. FASHION! Honestly, people.

Also there: Kristen Stewart! She’s not in the movie but she gets to go to the premiere because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK. About ANYTHING, much less this boring, self-indulgent movie premiere she has to attend. She is sooooo over all of this, and it’s important you know that, and you can tell because of how bored she looks. Ennui is the new black, and window dressings are the new leggings, y’all.

God, I love her so much.

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  • Does my grandma still have a tablecloth? Because I swear it looks like she stole the damn thing to make these pants.

  • I hate her outfit, pose, and hair. However, her make-up looks very nice and her skin is flawless. I also hate her attitude- it’s insulting and if she’s that bored then she shouldn’t show up and she shouldn’t try to have an “acting” career. She should just stick to brooding, getting high, and being mediocre on her front stoop and stop assaulting us with her abrasive nonchalance at movie premieres.

    • Her skin is perfect. And I would love to brood and get high on a stoop all day. But you’re right. Would one smile really kill her? Maybe.

      • Agreed! I would love to brood and get high all day-preferably on a yacht on the South of France (a girl can dream, right?). And yes, I think if she smiled the entire time throughout a premiere (occasional laughter bc she’s high doesn’t count) she would certainly drop dead. Poor thing.

      • Somebody got their douche filled panties in a bunch today- as usual. Go whine to your momma. But you’ll have to take your mouth off her poon first.

      • Too easily rattled.

        I’m not blaming you Grace, perhaps it’s your crude Texas hayseed rearing or dreadful Austin education that has failed to prepare you for anything more than a hog calling or rattlesnake roundup.

  • I wanted to see the skirt in the underwear picture of Emilie, so when I clicked on the thumbnail picture, underneath the photo of Megan Fox that always appears was a huge black and white photo of a topless chick with fake boobs. Not cool. Definitely not cool. Especially since I’m at work.

  • I think she looks AWESOME! Classy & stylish but she could throw down in a heartbeat if you pissed her off. She’ll put a cigarette out on your forehead with those shoes and when she struts away-that’s when she smiles. What’s not to love about her?

    Watch the fuck out if you party with her!

  • i think it’s great that she doesn’t give a flying fuck. she’s gotta cooperate with her PR sluts and go to these things, but doesn’t mean she has to be phony like all the other attention whores on the red carpet. fuck it! she just wants a paycheck like everyone else. take full advantage, you little stoner babe, i love your little bitchface!

  • Being at this premiere was probably a contractual obligation, Twilight and Remember Me are both from the same production company. I have a feeling Kstew is going to be a successful actress, and will be around for as long as she wants.

    • I dunno. Part of getting ahead in Hollywood seems to be partially driven on how well you promote the movie you’re in. Look at all the celebrities who do interviews (well, except Daniel Day Lewis, but she is NO Daniel Day Lewis). The really successful ones seem to be good at not only acting, but actually talking to reporters about the films. This girl is so damn akward and uncomfortable through the few interviews that she participates in.

      • Agreed. It takes a combination of style and substance unless you’re sheer greatness (as you said). And she is decidely not. So she should at least pretend that she cares if she wants to have staying power.

        She’s also horrible at speaking on stage or at any forum. Did you see her acceptance speech for that brit award or speaking with dakota fanning at that press event?

  • I personally think Kristen looks gorgeous. And she DOES smile, but for some reason bloggers only post the ones where she isn’t smiling so they can talk shit about her.

  • LOL @ “because she’s having vaginal intercourse with Robert Pattinson. And you know what? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK.”

    I’ll be honest, I am not a K.Stewart fan. Something about her just makes me puke. Not really a Twilight fan either. I don’t care what new movies/roles R-Patt does, he will always be that gay vampire in my opinion.

    1 Dimensional acting.

  • i am convinced that kristen stewart is a lesbian and is “dating” robert pattinson for her public image

  • haha ditto on the loving her so much part. she wears some god ugly clothes, but usually looks like she hates them as much as i do. and i don’t do that twilight shit, so i neither know nor care about her acting ability or lack thereof. i just like the way she doesn’t seem to wash her hair and avoids wearing high heels and skirts as much as possible.
    i want to be best friends with her, so we can sit around and smoke weed and not care.

  • You all just needs to leave her alone. That’s beauty that can never bbe created again. That’s my boo. The rest of y’all can jump up and down until you feel stupid. Yep you heard me and I ain’t taking it back. LOVER YOU EMILIE. I GOT YOUR BACK.