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Rebecca Romijn and the Twins Love Milk

Rebecca Romijn is the latest star to dawn a milk mustache in the famous campaign to promote the most popular beverage on Earth with the exception of water. What’s special about this ad though is that with her are her and Jerry O’Connell’s twin daughters, Dolly and Charlie. I don’t know if we’ve seen much of these muffins since they were born, but man! Look at those adorable, fat babies! Especially that Dolly! You could stick that baby on a dessert tray and she’d be the most edible looking thing on there. I want to shove her foot in my mouth. Is that strange? Does anyone else get the urge to eat cute babies? I think that’s a thing that people do, right?

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  • Definitely not just you. They’re gorgeous!

    (By the way, ‘don’, not ‘dawn’. As in ‘to put on’.)

  • To paraphrase comedian Greg Giraldo, I wonder how John Stamos feels about losing his hot wife to the fat kid from “Stand by Me”.

  • Rebecca Romjin has beautiful twins. Her twin baby daughters are pretty cute too, albeit in a decidedly more wholesome way.
    Btw, the second most popular beverage on earth, after water, is actually tea. Shout out to Asia for helping to make this possible.

    • Oh please…enough with the silly vegan self-righteous nonsense and stop thinking so much. You people are such a bunch of whacks all trying to save us from ourselves… it gets so tiring listen to you taking the fun out of life with your need for an agenda to save everything from everyone. Let’s see, humans have been consuming various forms of animal milk and other product for probably well over a couple of thousand years or so and yet we’re still here as a species to talk about it, but now all of a sudden it’s just so horrible and evil to do it.

      • stop thinking so much? great advice!
        good to know that while you are consuming mik meant to raise a calf into a full grown cow you yourself are probably becoming representative of the obese US population.
        can’t believe people are brainwashed by these ad campagins that milk “does the body good” this is the multi billion dollar dairy industry making bank wads off of people who are so stupid they continue to guzzle down hormone pumped milk from factory farms.
        not trying to be a rain on your parade, just people need to better educate themselves!
        honestly if you had one clue as to what you were really drinking and the process it got into your glass i’m sure as hell you wouldn’t continue to drink milk.

    • So mother’s milk is for cows, whale milk for cows, raccoon milk is for cows. Dip stool (trying to stay away from the “shit” word) is for Sarah.

      • Most of the time Senor (Sorry I don’t have that stupid worm sign over my “n”) Loco is muy loco and a douche in his own right. But i gotta hand it to him he said in several hundred words what we were all thinking. “Just STFU”

  • These babies are TOO cute! I made this pic my screensaver for the week. Maybe it’s because I have a hairy, smelly, surly teenaged boy who is now taller than me? Maybe. He’s still my baby though.

    • Sucks to be you. Maybe he’ll kill you in ur sleep and we can all go about our lives without you posting such stool.

  • NOM, NOM, NOM. Babies.

    Seriously, this also might be the funniest post I’ve read today. I actually snorted out loud. For all to hear. Go Molls. Bringin the snort-laughs.