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Court Order Might Prevent Me from Publishing this Photo of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods gets Felt Up by the Coug in 2001

Tiger Woods’ was granted an injunction in a British court prohibiting the publication of photos of him “taken or obtained in certain circumstances.”

“For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist,” Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.

“Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken, nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same.”

The court document says anyone who violates the order may be held in contempt of court and may be fined, imprisoned or have assets seized.

According to CNN, the injunction also prevents news services from saying exactly what circumstances are listed in the injunction. I hope it doesn’t specify “Pictures of a sensual nature involving leather and John Cougar Mellencamp,” because that pic above is going to get my assets seized. All two of them.

Really Tiger, there’s no surer way to proclaim to the entire world that there are naked pictures/video of you shanking your shots in (or on) traps than by getting an injunction against their publication.

4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • What a thing? So much to hide huh? What a thing. Lol injunction. Tiger whats done is done and you only have yourself to blame. The pics (if they exist) will be seen in public one way or the other.

    Lol injunction, man go work on saving your marriage and don’t be ridiculous.

    Is he really worth people’s assets being seized? Hell no. Im not even sure if he really was that good in bed. It was simply for the love of his money. I would really bet on that.

    Lol INJUNCTION.