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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pics

Miley Cyrus has gotten in to heaps of trouble over the years for taking photos of herself in more clothing than she’s showing in these bikini pics snagged by the paparazzi in Miami, but she’s a little bit older now and that boob and vagina coverage is 100% OK to wear in water, so technically these photos aren’t a big deal. But we all know they are.

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  • She’s all of what, 16? She’s got it – this is definitely the time to flaunt it. It’s all downhill from here. Disney, relax.

  • Not gonna lie, I got my first bikini at age 12. It was green and blue and pretty tiny. My Mom picked it out for me. But also there were no such things as digital cameras or video phones back then so I never took slut pics, and my Mom or an adult was always with me when I was swimming.

    Does it make it ok that I wore such a tiny suit? Who knows, but I did!

  • I don’t know why they are a big deal. Have you been to the beach ever? It’s packed with teenagers in bikinis. I just can’t figure out how someone who thinks that Adam Lambert being vulgar is artsy would take issue with a teenager in a bikini.

    • Because Glambert is gay. He would get a pass if he fucked the Popes nephew in the ass, but if Miley wears a bikini like every other American teenager than she is a promiscuous slut. If the photos only showed her grinding some chicks face in her twat then she would be a fucking hero.

      • I don’t even like Miley (because of her annoying personality and complete lack of humility), but I completely agree with you!! It’s definitely a double standard, and it’s sad to see some of the women writers on this site still calling other chicks “sluts” to cut them down. Everyone’s up in arms because they think the only reason people were offended by Lambert’s sex simulation onstage is because Lambert is gay. When in fact most people would be offended by ANY sexual act being simulated on live television, regardless of the genders of the participants. If I want to watch sex on TV I’ll watch porn. I don’t need to see that on network TV, when I might be with my parents or my nieces. AWKWARD. God, don’t you hate it when maxipad commercials come on when you’re watching TV with your dad? Anyway… why does everything have to be so “shocking” now to be cool or interesting?

        Oh and P.S. I also wore a bikini as a teenager and I was totally a virginal good little Christian girl! :)

  • While I am not a Miley fan AT ALL, I think it’s silly to make a big deal out of a teenager wearing a bikini. What is she supposed to wear? A full length dress? Even if she wore a one piece bathing suit, she’d be “showing too much leg.” It’s really a ridiculous concept to think that her wearing a bikini is wrong. And the tattoo…. well that’s a different story.

  • I don’t think there’s anything wrong with someone her age wearing a bikini at all.
    And I agree that there’s a double standard in tabloids and gossip sites. How is a girl a slut for wearing a bikini?

    On another note, damn Miley’s hair is long! It’s almost to her butt.

  • Who cares about the bikini-the tat, though, is ridiculous. Strange location, and who signed the release form for that thing?
    If you are gonna place something on your body for the rest of your life, it should be a piece of art. You are not capable of making a lifelong decision at that age. Just breathe??? Duh!! As opposed to what?
    The tat is certainly moving her further away from the Disney image. Is a tat under your boob the equivalent of a tramp stamp? And that location is a bitch if she ever wants it removed….

  • DUDE! its a bikini! big deal.almost every girl wears one! yall are making SOMETHING SMALL into something huge, sure shes done worse things in the past but this is NOT EVEN CLOSE!
    i personally love her tattoo and the meaning, but the location is too much. and i kinda dont like it that shes 17 and has one. having piercings is something different, i know 12 yr. old with piercings so come on. if she wasnt famous would you care ? NO. but be cause she is ppl make a big deal out of it. so what. shes a teenage girl , living her dream. LET HER LIVE HER LIFE! you wouldnt want be to be all up in your buisess. just leave her alone.