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Tom Arnold Marries for the Fourth Time

November 29, 2009
Kelly
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Tom Arnold

50 year old actor comedian personality Tom Arnold proved he doesn’t know when to stop getting back on the horse when he tied the knot for the fourth time this Saturday in Maui. This time he hitched his post to Ashley Groussman, a woman who I don’t know much about except that she only has 66 folowers on Twitter and tweets things like:

“Crazy when my vision board keeps coming true…Going to see OPRAH!!!!! Dream come true.”

Tom’s best man was comedian Dax Shephard and the entertainment for the rehearsal dinner was karaoke, led by Tom himself. Residents of Maui and the surrounding islands have been advised to move to higher ground under threat of a possible douche-nami caused by Tom Arnold singing karaoke in such close proximity to the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Bwahahahahahah at “douche-nami”. You know you just made my day.”

    You are easily amused, and an idiot! Bwahahahahahah.

    • And you, A-2, are a fucking loser who trolls this site all fucking day long looking for a fight. Guess what you do in life? YOU COMMENT ON EVIL BEET GOSSIP – A CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE – ALL DAY LONG. Are you employed? Do you have any interests? Perhaps you should consider volunteering your time and doing some good? It is clear to anyone who reads comments here regularly that you post your mean-spirited comments under other names, too. You’re a fucking creep, and the way you treat people is pretty sick.

      • Blow me pussy. No I am not employed. I am middle aged and retired, and my interests are “trolling” gossip sites and fucking with bitches like you. I have all the money I will ever need but I can never get enough of pissing off faggots like yourself.

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      • It’s because of your tiny penis, isn’t it? That makes a lot of men angry at the world.
        Buck up, little guy. They have pills for that now.

  • All wedding guests were given bags of coke to throw at the couple instead of the traditional rice.

    Is this guy still a raging coke-head? Just listening to him speak exhausts me because he’s so hyper.

  • It’s when you start judging someone by how many followers they have on Twitter that all hope for you as a human being is gone…..

  • Does number #4 know; Frank Talk from Actor Tom Arnold and His Wife, Shelby, About His Low Sperm Count—and How the Fight to Conceive Is Hard on Their Marriage?

  • Why would anyone marry Tom Arnold? He’s not good looking and he’s a total nutwad who has a incredible history of dysfunctional behavior. Oh, I forgot…he probably has a fat and very open wallet that makes it all worth it. See you on “Divorce Court” in a couple of years, Tom.

    • Fer shizzle. Why marry Tom Arnold? And besides the obvious one, his other wives have been lookers. But the obvious one is the major reason why he’s not pumping gas for a living, on the side of a freeway.