Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Receives Her 5,432nd Chance

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As I mentioned earlier, Linds had a court appearance scheduled today so she could explain why she has missed a bunch of her substance abuse classes and counseling sessions.  Uh, helllllllllo your Honor?  LL can’t be expected to deal with her addiction.  She is far too busy crying on Sam Ron’s doorstep and sewing all those little sequins onto Ungaro’s pasties to deal with court-ordered actions.

This will be no shocker, but the judge gave Lohan another year of probation so that she’ll have the opportunity to miss more classes.  Oh, I mean make up missed classes.  Lindsay asked permission to go to New York next week for a charity function — can you imagine how busy her probation officer is, trying to keep track of all her travelling and potential violations?

If there is any silver lining, the district attorney has promised to throw LL in the slammer for another 84 minutes the next time she fucks up.

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  • Can we please stop talking about her now? She is soooo pathetic. She NEEDS to be thrown in the slammer for a couple years. If she was anyone not famous she would already be there.

    I am tired of this cokehead! She’s not even cute anymore!

    • this person must not have a mirror. no one with a modicum of taste would leave the house with yellow hair and nude lips. please don’t show us another photo of her until she looks decent.

      and cut that ridiculously long hair rapunzel! you look like a hungover Cousin It *NOT* and It Girl.

      • oopsie, i mean: *NOT* an It Girl.

        okay, did she get a makeover yet? dark raven hair cut in alluring points framing her face, perhaps?

  • Seriously- can she ever possibly not look so PHUCKED? She is so bloody well stoned on something ( will not mention the various drugs ) that she cannot even make her face function properly. One eye is headed one way- the other eye another way. Her failed attempt at making her mouth smile is rediculous.

    I’ve looked better after partying for 18 hours, swimming in a pond, playing in mud, wearing no make up, losing half my clothes and PISSED ASS DRUNK!

    Girls gotta get out of hollywood- she’s so cracked! Its sad. REALLY SAD. So is Labour pains. that movie hurt a lot!

  • Why is she so famous? or is it infamous? Boy she’s looks so old for someone so young. I wish she and the Khardasians and the Gosselins and all the rest of the 15 minutes of fame wannabees would just all go away!

  • I’m sorry, but I wish this bitch would just OD already. Of course, then we’d probably get the Daily Lohan in death obits and remembrance posts and whatnot on this site for ages…

  • Miss Rachel, the wonky eyes are from trying to look in two directions at once..the better to see if anyone is looking at her, her main goal in life apparently.

  • Wendie,
    can we put a boycott on this useless broad? Can we? Please? If the gossip rags and blogs simply stop covering her maybe she’ll just go the hell away??

    Or as I’ve said before, maybe NASA can be contacted and we can volunteer Linds for the space program? Just launch her coked up ass into the sky?