Well, my Internet has been out on and off all day. Frustrating, aggravating, downright infuriating. Normally, I’d be plucking the legs off of small children bugs by now, but not today folks, not today. Let me tell you the good news: Not only is today Chris Brown’s first day of community service, it’s also the premiere of The Beautiful Life.
On day one of his six-month assignment, Chris got to work in a police horse stable in Virginia today! Will half a year of picking up shit make Chris Brown a better man? Probably not. Will half a year of picking up shit bring me pure and unadulterated joy? Absolutely, yes. Let’s pray for a freakish autumn heat wave, shall we?
Speaking of horseshit, tonight is the CW’s premiere of The Beautiful Life. I will be watching intently and I know all seven of you will be, too. I heard that Elle McPherson’s acting is shit — do you see a theme here? — but who really cares when Mischa is on the screen? She makes everything better. She’s the shit salve. Sorry, folks. I have to get it all out of my system now because how many episodes do you really think I’ll get to trash before this shit show goes the way of Secret Talents of the Stars?
Wendie, I didn’t realize you were so fond of picking up shit. If it really makes you feel that good, perhaps you should consider doing it for a whole year.
I’m am not in anyway a Chris Brown supporter but I know that a lot of the time when troubled people get the chance to work with horses it actually does end up rehabilitating them. There’s something very relaxing and therapeutic about it, I mean not the mucking out stalls part but the chance to be around them and take care of them. I have 5 horses and they’re all just wonderful =] (/geek)
How can you afford 5 :O Lucky!
Actually Chris Brown picked weeds & cleaned up trash on the side of the road today I’m from richmond so of course it was all over our news & stuff… Nbc12.com
Anybody take a look at the reviews for The Beautiful Life? Mostly negative. Funny but the Mischa Barton fan sites that have been feverishly covering the show have barely posted any reviews. Only the one or two which are positive.
aw, secret talents of the stars was awesome!