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Mischa Barton: 19 Days, Major Difference

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton was out partying Tuesday night — have I mentioned what a bad idea this is for someone fresh out of rehab? — and looking quite svelte again.  More than just partying, she was partying with Gossip Girl‘s Taylor Momsen who is just a teen statistic waiting to happen.  Taylor Momsen is Mischa Barton seven years ago.

It’s like the aliens came and extracted my Mischa Hate.  Ever since she went a little nutso, I’m so much more forgiving of her choices — even that “Mom on The Wonder Years” getup she’s wearing in the top picture.  Oh, where is my passion?  Time for a new target, obviously.

Speaking of the top picture, that was Mischa on August 20th.  The bottom picture where she’s wearing her slutty flight attendant uniform, was taken Tuesday.  Looks like someone has been hitting the ladies’ room gym in the past couple of weeks.

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  • I know it’s probably just the angle of the picture, but in the top one, doesn’t one of her legs look, like, monstrously huge?

    • It does look like that, but actually I think there’s someone standing behind her whose leg is showing up between her legs (you can see his black shoes behind her).

  • *Facepalm*
    If you looked a bit closer at the photo you would notice that the photographer clearly had a shaky hand. The leg is wiggled over and makes it look bigger, when in fact she is the same size in both photos.

    • No, Harriet Meadow is right–there’s another leg between her legs and the way the sunlight/flash is hitting it makes it hard to tell that’s not all her leg. The person behind her is wearing black shoes and white socks. Weird, weird photo!

  • I’d also say she’s about the same size in both pictures, the second one is just a better angle.
    She looks really good in the second picture, great hair and make up and nice outfit.

  • I thought it couldn’t get worse. Leave it to Mischa to top her own horrible sense of style. I would not even clean my garage or basement in any one of her outfits. I can’t believe she is wearing yellow shoes. Do they have a ‘What Not to Wear’ “celebrity” episode?

  • Mischa Barton complains herself about her unattractive legs — constantly. Because she’s right: these are her least attractive feature (Irish ‘piano legs’), why does she keep wearing shorts and short skirts all the time??