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Jon Explains It All

As I told you earlier, the Gosselins had an altercation last night which led to the police being summoned to their home.  Now, I am so happy to report that Jon took a few minutes to explain the incident to all the reporters that camp outside his house.  It’s like I am now destined to have a good weekend all based on the existence of this tape.  It’s a sign of God’s love, I’m telling you.

Jon accused Kate of “crying it up” for the police officers and talked with his hands a whole bunch.  Favorite moment?  Jon criticizing one of the paps for being unprofessional at 1:20.

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    • He sounds like a stuttering, lying child half of the time. I remember one thing about Jon and Kate when they appeared together on the show. She always ripped on him for speaking the way he does. Most would say Kate was such a nag or bitch because of it. I beg to differ. He is an embarrassing mess every time he opens his mouth. Jesus C…listen to him. Retarted.

    • He is a douchebag. Everyone used to know Kate because she always dissaproved of the way he spoke on camera. For gods sake…listen to him. She must have constantly been on pins and needles waiting to see what atrocity came out of his pie hole next. Such an embarrassment. Am I the only one that thinks he sounded like a stuttering, lying-child in this ‘interview’?

  • What good parent would want a shot girl for a “baby sitter” to for their 8 children, obvs he did this either to generate interest or to tweak Kate, OR because TLC is desperate to generate more eyeballs to this trainwreck and this was a set up. Those poor kids seeing this happen, I can’t even imagine the damage and confusion they are going through, nothing about this is normal.

  • Excuse me your heartless people but the slut, i mean babysitter was giving very valuable pole dancing, i mean square dancing lessons to the girls and Joel.
    And while that is going on Jon is rolling a fattie, I mean looking for the hidden money, I mean working.
    Oh Kate you sly fox! Just having the paps document the divorce is priceless!
    Wonder when she is going to review the house tapes and catch him doing something he shouldn’t and get the white trash court order already.

    On a serious note, I wouldnt want the bar whore near my kids either. He needs to at least hold some kind of standard around his kids.

  • Gee, I wonder how this could have possibly occurred two days after it hit the media that the ratings on the show were plummeting? It must have been purely coincidental. Not planned by TLC at all. Nope. “Celebrities” sure do have perfect timing for their scandals sometimes don’t they? *hint of sarcasm*

  • Jon is a walking hard on… Kate is playing it smart though. She is acting like the victim wife and we all know thats not her while she is letting Jon hang himself. I think she is going to go for full custody of the kids when the time comes. Then it will just be Kate plus 8..

    http://www.chattertonguegossip.com

  • I can imagine how difficult life is for poor Kate. The stress of no house payment, being given/paying cash for new cars/motorcycles, not having to decide whether you buy food for family or gas for new cars, electric bills, cable/sat, clothing for 8 meal tickets, spa days for her and rabid possum hair, medical/dental, and lets not talk about not having to pay for life insurance so her family will not be thrown out on the street when one of them “Jon” is run over by a rabid possum hair on a new motorcycle. All of those forced, tearful TV appearances, with long agonizing hours of shopping, and dining afterwards without the kids or Jon’s loud breathing. All the free stuff she has to work hard to find room for in her million+ dollar home, that her kids lost youth bought for her. That new so called “free” kitchen, bless her heart all that work finding good help to clean it.. and the rest of her million+ dollar home. Having to pay cash, from her kids lost youth, for a new condo near her married boyfriends “cough” bodyguards house with a garage big enough to hide his new car. And caring for all those kids! It must be such hard work finding nannies that she can terrorize into submission with the threat of turning rabid possum hair loose on them if they use the wrong sink. Shleping herself to the beach so she can watch the nannies help raise her kids, while she gets more airtime.. Oy vey free vacations are such hell! And now on top of all that, she has a new set of Jon’s balls she has to try and get her claws on, and lop off before he realizes he is no longer a neuter.. only Jon and the cops will not cooperate darn it! Life is just so hard for poor Kate.

  • “It must be such hard work finding nannies that she can terrorize into submission with the threat of turning rabid possum hair loose on them if they use the wrong sink.”
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    Hahaha!

    I have already chimed in on the other post… but I agree with the thought that ole’ Kate is only pissed about the new nanny cause she does not get to scream at her.

    I can not understand how no one is pointing out the fact that being a Mother does not give you the right to be mentally abusive to your husband and kids… and get to guise it as being “caring”.

    I would give anything for Dr. Phil to get Kate on his show… and see what he has to say about her abusive OCD behavior.

    • Actually she wasn’t the new nanny. Kate has full access to her. And I love what you said about the rabid possum hair.. LOL

      Stephanie was to releave the nanny. Jon got her when he said “called his staph”. I’m pretty sure though he meant staff since that is all he seems to care about these days.

      I’m tell you, Kate is going after full custody of the kids and she’s being smart about. She’s letting him hang himself and using the media to help him.

  • Say what you will. Jon is a turd. All for ratings? Thats a little conspiracy-theor-ish, is it not? They are a newly divorced couple with loads of baggage. Did anyone seriously think it would be all rainbows and butterflies? Of course there are going to be fights. Heck, there were fights before they divorced!

    “If she can agree with mine. Its a back and forth thing.” (Jon on the babysitter issues.) Well Jon, I’m sure Kate didn’t pick up any of her babysitters at the local bar where she is meeting new boyfriend after new boyfriend. Now is she?

  • Wow- he was so high. I can’t believe I just wasted over 2 minutes listening to him say basically the same thing over & over.

  • This dude is going to be asking me if I want eggrolls with my fried rice soon at my favorite asian restaurant. Hope he works hard for the tip.