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Vanessa Hudgens Is Not Amused, Britney Spears Is Not Interested at the Teen Choice Awards

I’m trying to decide what my favorite moment of the Teen Choice Awards was. Fox actually cut one of my favorite moments, where Dane Cook asked where Vanessa Hudgens was, she raised her hand, and then he told her she needed to put some clothes on. It’s in the clip above. Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! OMG that’s so funny, Dane! Get it? Because she’s had naked photo scandals twice now? I can’t think of a wittier approach to the situation. I love this clip not because it disses Vanessa (I don’t really care about that), but because it makes Dane Cook look like the lame douche that he is.

My other favorite is the clip below, where Miley Cyrus practically confesses her desire to lick Britney Spears’ feet as she presents her with the Ultimate Lord of the Universe and All of Time and Space and Malibu surfboard, and then Britney comes on stage with half a broom stuck on top of her head and runs away from Miley as quickly as possible. She then mumbles like two sentences into the microphone as quickly as she possibly can and gets offstage as fast as possible, like her Xanax is going to turn into a pumpkin if she doesn’t take it before midnight. In fairness: her legs look amazing the whole time.

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  • she said enough, we all know shes not into those ego trips, she seems more embarrased of it than anything, but she was graceful and looks beautiful of course, go britney!!!!!!

    • Go Ricardo!

      What the fuck did Britney do to this site? Is she supposed to stand there for 4 hours?

      Perez is nicer to Brit than you guys.

      Don’t fuck with Britney.

  • I mean, it’s Dane Cook so what do you expect. I don’t think he’s supposed to be funny. He’s basically the male version of Chelsea Handler. A well known “comedian” with no real talent.

  • Her speech was fine but she could have at least interacted with Miley a little bit instead of just running away.

  • Miley probably brought back the bad memories of when she was a Disney prostitot, the flashbacks of supporting her lame family, and the reality she married a dancer who can’t dance and who she’s going to be supporting the rest of her life. I can see wanting to blow out of there in a hurry if I was her too.

    I think she looks good but you know she’s still riding the crazy train.

  • I forgot to add that it kills me knowing Dane Cook made enough money that his own family was able to steal millions from him, of course he was too stupid to realize it until he bounced a check, but how the hell did this no talent make so much money? I bet it kills all the comics who wrote the material he stole to get to his lofty position too.

  • Love it that Nikki Reed is laughing so hard when Cook starts about the clothes-thing… Nikki en Vanessa are supposed to be something like BFF’s…Brilliant

  • I was thinking the same thing with the Brit/Miley thing; I would have thought they would have rehearsed something, some interaction, it was so cold… Miley went over the top gushing about Britney and Britney came on and gave a speech like she was double parked and needed to go.

  • BRILLIANT!

    Finally someone called her out on her whoring ways and idiocy.

    So what if he has no talent and is a douchebag, he said what EVERYONE was thinking. And called her out on it unlike anyone else!

    Amazing!

  • I like Dane Cook. I think he’s pee-your-pants-funny. And I was raised listening to the stand-up of George Carlin, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, Steve Martin, Robin Williams. So, my standards are high. Am I missing something or have I started opting for weaker comedians?

    • “have I started opting for weaker comedians?”

      Even calling Dane Cook a “comedian” is an insult to all the truly funny comics out there. He is a waste of skin and an oxygen thief who has never uttered anything actually funny in his entire life.

    • I kind of like Dame Cook as well. He reminds me a lot of a guy at work who kills me, he’s so funny. And I wonder if both are gay.

  • alright, good to know. there’s people who will love. and there’s people who will hate. i happen to love Dane Cook and his stories make me laigh. Even if he is a bit of a douche. I happen to like a bit of douchiness in comedians.

  • Damn Beet your getting as bad as the others. “mumbles like two sentences”? She didn’t mumble. Granted it wasn’t anything brilliant either but stop throwing in irrelevant adjectives, adverbs, or any other ignorant modifier you can pull out of your ass. Your brilliant Beet. You don’t need to stoop to this level. (i.e. … like Wendie)

  • by the way, dane cook is not funny. he isnt even worth a fake laugh. remind me how he has this job?

  • I’m a huge britney fan and have to say it was let down for her snatch and go she was the only reason I watched the show :/ she could have said more and dane cook? He’s just an ignorant fool lol