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Victoria Beckham Opts For Lipstick Over Food

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham was spotted today during a photo shoot today in London.  Per usual, she completely ignored trays of food and instead opted for some no-calorie, fat-free lipstick.

Maybe it’s tough to look super casual on a piece of playground equipment when you’re wearing Louboutins but I haven’t seen anyone so stiff since Bill Clinton was in the Oval Office.  You do realize she is incapable of experiencing the emotion of joy because she hasn’t had cheese in decades, right?

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  • Maybe it’s because I never see celebrities in person, or posing on the red carpet in photos, or only on tv with other celebrities, but that picture of her standing with that normal sized, fed, man in the background completely blew my mind.

    Shocking and so sickening

  • umm, I could be totally off base here, but that food looks like it may have been poorly photo-shopped in. There appears to be a half of a muffin (in a half of a muffin cup) and a peculiarly disjointed bagel, I’m really confused…

  • I would sell my soul for those shoes. Sans question.

    I’m no fan of hers but I do dig her cool aloofness. And I’d bang her husband six ways to Sunday.

  • Does this woman ever smile? Is she even really human? I could not imagine her doing regular human activities and having regular human interactions like laughing with her husband or taking care of her kids.

    She’s like a robot.

  • I normally hate women like this, but there is something about her that I just love. I think she’s fantastic.