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Paris Hilton Hated By Court Reporter

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton appeared in a Miami courtroom yesterday to testify in a civil lawsuit that was filed against her by the investors of the movie Pledge This.  They claim that Paris didn’t do enough to promote the pic — she was the executive producer even though she was unaware of what that meant — and are seeking $8M.

Didn’t the court reporter do a great rendering of our gal Paris?  More actual pics in the gallery of Paris working it in the court’s parking lot.

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  • Yes, a good portrait – almost a charicature. But he got the nose wrong – she has a long nose tip that hangs down more than this. At least she hasn’t gotten it cut off.

    This almost seems Michael Jackson-like: sign a contract, fail to fulfill the terms and then say that you didn’t understand it despite have lawyers and handlers galore.

    I wonder how much they’ll get? I wonder if wealth and fame will work their magic once again and she’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.

  • A court reporter transcribes the proceedings, not draws the witness. It wouldn’t have been a “court reporter” who drew this. I’m a court reporter. There is no drawing involved in what we do.

  • she was the executive producer even though she was unaware of what that meant ? Are you kidding me she did not know the meaning of that, once again PLAYING STUPID to try to get out of it. Seems she did that when she told the judge she did not know she was not allowed to drive after her DWI. What an A$$

    • “Seems she did that when she told the judge she did not know she was not allowed to drive after her DWI.”

      Yea and that didn’t work out too well for her either.

      She spent those glorious weeks in the LA County jail for those lies and her refusal to follow rules… so maybe Florida will toss her in jail for perjury.

      Could we get that lucky??

  • WHO CARES lol I saw that movie… yes i was forced. and It was a piece of crap. I want that 1 hr 30 of my life back lol

  • Paris Hilton would never refuse to promote something !
    Sorry but this lawsuit is just trying to get money out of her.

    She was a co-producer, so why aren’t the other producers getting sued????

    The movie just wasn’t very good, but that’s not due to her lack of promoting it.

  • That is hysterically funny, courtroom artists have to have the ability to draw a likeness of the people involved, otherwise they would just have someone draw stick people, so either Paris looked more hideous than usual or the person so hated her that he made her look monstrous on purpose. I think the dirty sanchez was a stroke or artistic genius, and making her look more like Brooke Hogan was not lost on the hometown audience. Great humor, I’m sure the person had a blast doing that knowing it would be what went out on newswires. Kudos artist, kudos.