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Madonna and Family Leave Paris

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Madonna — and I’m convinced she gave up Botox, because there’s some actual emoting happening — departed the Ritz-Carlton in Paris today with all four of her children in tow.  Her newest, Mercy, is really a very beautiful child.  I feel so bad for David because he’s being raised to be a Yankees fan.  Can we get CPS involved somehow?

Lourdes and Rocco — “The Bios” — brought up the rear.  There will be more jet-setting as Madge continues the European leg of her “Sticky & Sweet” tour.

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  • the little girl is still fresh and not yet jaded by the paparazzi yet. you can tell by her eyes, aw. *sniff

    Lourdes is the bomb.

  • Madonna just has her kid wear the hat of whatever team she’s currently fucking the entire roster of. When the kid starts wearing a Riverdance cap you should get nervous.

  • the two black ones look just alike. They are adorable.
    Don’t get exited – I am black too.
    Is Madonna a bit unstable. Why not just adopt some spanish kids, to match her daughter’s ancestory?

  • Mercy has no claims to good looks at all. Just because she’s a kid doesn’t make her “beautiful”. If you think she is, you need your eyes tested.

    • Do you mean just because she’s a black kid? Why do so many people seem to go out of their way to describe black kids as ‘adorable’ etc. Are you afraid to say anything negative about them for fear you will appear racist? Diong the exact opposite accomplishes the same thing.

      • Where the hell did you get anything about race? Get outta here with that “just because she’s black” crap.

      • I thought she was kinda cute until I realized she was a black kid. Now I think she’s just another ugly black kid who’s stuck having some white bitch tell her what to do like she owns her or something.

      • Mmmm, racism- you have no idea how educated, classy, and decent that makes you sound. Or, actually, the opposite of that. So, keep on being winners.

      • tatertots, can you please explain to me just exactly HOW long it took for you to realize the kid was black?

        Idiot.

      • Not until Snowdevil pointed it out. I’ve thought all along the newest kid she bought was a dead ringer for Heidi.

  • Is wearing tracksuit pants cool now? I hope so as I’ve been doing it for 35 years and I’d love to be hip for once.