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Rumer Willis To Play Large Headed Person On 90210

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Rumer Willis — would we know of this child if it were not for her parentage? — is all set to assume a role on the new 90210 this fall.

She’ll be playing an outspoken lesbian student named Gia — of course her name will be Gia — who works at the school newspaper.  So,basically she’s Andrea — and you better say it like “Aundrea” — without the steady boyfriend.

I’ll tell you exactly how this storyline is going to unfold, so that you can spare yourself the next couple of seasons of this craptastic show.  Rumer’s character will be new to West Beverly.  She’ll arrive with a chip on her shoulder and a crack in her stone-cold heart.  She’ll be all about making the “West Beverly Blaze” the best high school publication possible and won’t have time for making friends and doing coke with all her Bev Hill friends.  All the popular kids will eventually rally around her during an intervention-like meet up at The Peach Pit — though on this new version, they all hang out at, like, nightclubs — and take her into their circle.  She’ll graduate high school and become the new editor of the “Beverly Beat.”

The end.

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  • she’s so fucking ugly man – a complete hot mess… that she is even moderately connected to gia in any way shape or form is a travesty. gia was a goddess…

  • From time to time even the most attractive celebs take bad pics but this girl is downright FUGLY.

  • hahahahaa what a terrible pic. I feel bad for her because her face is ridiculously jacked up. Plastic Surgery, here she comes! no doubt she is gonna go for it anyways. say she has a ‘deviated throat’ and stuff. All meanness aside I am kind of excited to see her on a show- she how decent of an actor she is- House Bunny was basically a bunch of lame one- liners.

  • She was hired because her lower jaw is a perfect match for Tori Spelling’s! But I wish her luck. It’s not her fault if Bruce Willis’s strategy to have progeny who look like Demi went awry.

    • Being FUGLY didn’t seem to hurt Sarah Jessica Parker. Hang a bag of oats around her head and she’s happy for hours.

  • You know, I give Rumor Willis credit. She does try to her hardest to work with what God gave her. Yes, her lower jaw is quite huge but it’s not her fault. She is embracing it instead of running under the knife. KUDOS RUMER KUDOS!

  • Poor kid. She’s very awkward but I don’t think she’s a complete lost cause. Maybe if she smiled a little, fixed that jacked up hair, and put on something less hideous…

  • I admire her for trying and doing it, she attends acting classes, and when you think about it, she’s acted more than LiLo in the last two years, and her movies actually opened in theaters rather than straight to DVD, so when you think about it — she’s a working actress and getting better each time she works. Good character actresses have longer careers anyway, so not being the star or ingenue may work in her favor as her career goes on. There is only so much her family is going to be able to do for her, and she has to know that – so she’s doing what she has to in order to make a career.

  • It’s mostly the hair that’s not good. Next to the long jaw, it’s dragging everything down in the picture. She’s look better with shorter hair or longer hair, just keep it behind the shoulders.
    She’ll grow into the face, and her face has character. Takes everyone time to figure out their best look.

  • I think if she grew her hair over her face and down around her body, Cousin It style, it would be a huge improvement.

    Are we sure this is Bruce’s daughter? I say Jay Leno is the baby daddy.

    She should walk into these premieres backwards. Really she just needs to give up. She really is ugly.

  • Wow…you all sound like the mean girls table in the lunchroom in jr high…but the mean girls always grow up to be miserable fat mean old women whos husbands cheat on them with the cuter and younger versions of themselves….

  • She looks like Eric Stolz in the scene from Mask, where he’s in the carnival funhouse looking in the mirror and he’s almost normal.