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Eddie Van Halen Ties The Knot


Let’s celebrate some happy news!  This weekend, Eddie Van Halen put on his best flip-flops and married his girlfriend of three years, Janie Liszewski.

The couple served non-alcoholic drinks as a nod to Eddie’s 18 months of sobriety and also had offerings such as mini-corn dogs and wax lips on the menu.  Wax Lips on the Menu — if that isn’t a song title, I don’t know what is.

One hundred guests attended, including Van Halen’s ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli and their son Wolfgang who served as best man.

Best of luck to Eddie and his new bride!

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  • Although you can’t see her face well, my first thought was Valerie Bertinelli lookalike. I guess people do have a type.

    Oksana Grigorieva, once she had cosmetic surgery, now looks like a sister to Mel Gibson’s soon-to-be-former wife Robin.

    Johnny Carson had named-alike wives:Joan “Jody” Wolcott (1948-1963); Joanne Copeland (1963-1972) and Joanna Holland (1972-1983).

    Rod Stewart has leggy-blond-alikes: Brit Ekland, Kelly Emberg, Alana Stewart, Rachel Hunter, Penny Lancaster…

    OJ tried to clone Nicole Brown Simpson with Christine Brody (even her last name started with the same letters as Nicole’s).

    Are there women other than Paris Hilton who collect men this way?

  • That sounds like the worst wedding ever to be a guest at. Non-alcoholic drinks? Congrats, Eddie at being sober but don’t make me a Sober Sally too. Mini corn dogs? Wax lips? Sounds like a roarin’ good time in the trailer park.

  • Seriously, who cares about the bra?
    Heard he’s a meth head and happy that he’s pulled himself together.