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Kendra Wilkinson Ties the Knot

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Wilkinson and (now) hubby Hank Baskett did the matrimonial deed last night on the grounds of the Playboy mansion.  Judging by these photos (that appear to have been taken from a helicopter) the ceremony looks very glamorous and classy, in spite of the fact that it took place at the bride’s geriatric ex-boyfriend’s house. That’s a little strange to me, but I must be very old-fashioned. Excuse me while I go launder my chastity belt in the washtub.

“Holly cried like a faucet and I held back tears,” said [Bridget] Marquardt before heading off to the reception. “I’m usually the emotional one. The ceremony was short and sweet and bombarded by helicopters. [Kendra’s] dress was like a princess and I’m going to catch the bouquet!”

The couple plan to honeymoon on an undisclosed island. All Kendra would reveal about the location is that it’s somewhere the two are going to “be able to walk around naked.” Which doesn’t rule out anywhere.

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  • For some reason I really like Kendra. Looks like a gorgeous (and shockingly tasteful) dress as well! At least there’s SOME happy news in celebland.

  • Kendra is such a butch. The guy marrying her is so damned lucky because now he is going to have threesomes with him, Kendra, and another lady.

    He just has to worry about being ignored.

  • “The ceremony looks very glamorous and classy, in spite of the fact that it took place at the bride’s geriatric ex-boyfriend’s house.” Very very weird indeed. What would be more perfectly weird is if Hef gave Kendra away…

  • I just love,love, love Kendra! She looks like a princess in that beautiful dress. I wish her and Hank much happiness and love. Very classy wedding also.