Last night was the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party. Does anyone remember when cell phones were car phones that were permanently hardwired into your vehicle? Or when mobile phones consisted of the one Motorola StarTAC model that was grey with an orange LED display and weighed a lofty four pounds? Now phones get “launches” complete with concerts to announce their arrival.
Speaking of nostalgia, I was looking at the pictures of who showed up for this shindig and something struck me. Paris Hilton has touched the life of just about everyone in Hollywood. Think I’m kidding? Read on:
Paris was there with Doug Reinhardt.
Amanda Bynes was there. She used to date Doug.
Kelly Osbourne was there. She has publicly credited Paris for helping her achieve her first alcohol poisoning.
Ashlee Simpson was there with Pete Wentz. When Nick Carter was dating Paris, he cheated on her with Ashlee Simpson.
Adrian Grenier was there. He briefly slept with dated Paris a couple years back.
Kim Kardashian was there. Paris insulted her former BFF”s ass on a radio station calling it “cottage cheese inside a trash bag.”
DJ AM was there. He used to be engaged to Nicole Richie-Paris’ other former BFF.
Pink was there with her sorta kinda ex-husband Carey Hart. Pink has spoken publicly about how she thinks Paris is a loser. She also featured Hilton in the “Stupid Girls” song and video.
Nicky Hilton was there. She stayed in the same uterus Paris stayed in when they were gestating.
Anna Faris was there. Faris rhymes with Paris.
Moral of the day? All roads (and STDs) lead back to Paris Hilton.
That’s some hilarious shit…
Haha.
Incredible.
Just what I needed to wake up to.
hahaha. i love you wendie!
” Faris rhymes with Paris.”– favorite
Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.
If you think this is funny/odd/sad/a sign of the apocalypse, read “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton” by Mark Ebner. It is a great book about all the nasty shady stuff that goes on in Hollywood. Oh, and it centers around the guy who broke into Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis’ house and made him put a pink dildo in his ass while filming him say he was ‘on Boys Gone Wild.’ In case you didn’t know that happened…
Oh, and Paris gets her gumshoe badge when she cracks the case and tells Joe Francis and the cops who it was that violated his hole that lonely night.
Haha, and Anna Farris played a role on Entourage, which leads back to Adrian Grenier…, and back to…Paris!
Wendie you’re my hero.
bahahahaha
good call wendie!
pity the list doesn’t stop there
Paris and her sister both have the monster feet. At least Paris is good about hiding the man-hands with a purse and her boyfriend.
Still can’t hide the wonky eye though.
Hahaha… Oh Wendie, how I love you.
That was amazing :)
That run down was CLASSIC… love this website
IT TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!!
Truly clever writing! Made me smile, Thanks!
those people at a sidekick event?!
Amanda and kardashian have been spotted with a Blackberry sevreal times!
Oh Wendie, I truly love you. You’re just so.damn.funny. Hahaha. Really. You always make my day by writing stuff like this :D.
God Wendie. You rock the shit outa this website. Thank the Lord above that you’re goin’ FULL-TIME Bitches!!! YAY!!
That post was pure Classic.
Oh, Paris likes to hang out at Pure, right??
Wendie, You are one talanted writer! You Always make me laugh outloud, even if Im having a crummy day!!