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Britney Gets Cocky…Again

I really cannot wait for Beet’s review of Britney Spears in lip-syncing heaven concert, even if I do have bad news for her this morning.  It seems like Brit says something wholly inappropriate every seven days or so.  And since Brit screamed out, “We’re gonna rock it out with our cocks out,” Monday night in Edmonton, this doesn’t bode well for Beet getting to witness the oral insanity live, tomorrow night in Tacoma.

Oh, and because I know you like to occasionally hear things coming out of Brit’s mouth that aren’t on pre-recorded tracks, here’s the video.  You care about 6:55 on…

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  • Oh for pete’s sake, I yell that every time I pick up my plastic guitar and ace the easy level in Guitar Hero.

  • Now let me ask you this, I am glad to have heard that sweet poem about rocking out, I am happy to now know that Big Titty Britty was in fact born with a cock and ball unit in her groinal region, but why would you sit up in the nose bled section at a concert and shakey hand fil yourself yelling “wooooooo” like that?

    On a crappy cell phone video recorder no less.

    I wonder if there is some hollerin woman sitting someplace looking at this crap still yelling ” woooooooo” like a fool at the ant sized people in the earth quake video?

  • Now let me ask you this, I am glad to have heard that sweet poem about rocking out, I am happy to now know that Big Titty Britty was in fact born with a cock and ball unit in her groinal region, but why would you sit up in the nose bled section at a concert and shakey hand film yourself yelling “wooooooo” like that?

    On a crappy cell phone video recorder no less.

    I wonder if there is some hollerin woman sitting someplace looking at this crap still yelling ” woooooooo” like a fool at the ant sized people in the earth quake video?

  • I don’t really get why you would pay money to go see something that you just hear on the radio…she obviously lip-syncs…it just seems pointless to me. Plus, that place is so massive its impossible to actually see her. Can anyone explain this?

    • Infatuation and media drilling it into our heads that we simply MUST go see the new and improved Britney…

      … at least that’s why I bought my tickets…

      ::shame::

  • The Edmonton show was amazing, Britney looked beautiful.
    And Meg, I don’t know if you have ever been to a concert before, but the whole experience is a lot more meaningful than listening to a cd or the radio. Even though she lip-synced, she is an awesome performer who was dancing so much I don’t doubt her for not actually singing. And if you got good seats (like I did) you can definitely see her, and binoculars are a concert-goers friend!
    The only downside to stupid Rexall Place in Edmonton was that they don’t let you have lids on the water bottles they sell you. Edmonton is such a piece of shit city.

  • hey now. for an over-grown-redneck-small-town pretending to be a city in the middle of the prairies, it’s not SO bad…at least the shows come through town.

  • wow that intro drove me nuts. The same thing over and over.

    Even though she obviously lip syncs it would have been a pretty cool show. I heard it was amazing.