So, remember the I <3 Ronson event I posted pictures from? Like two posts ago? Did you notice that a certain someone was conspicuously absent? Typically, you can’t write “Samantha Ronson” without also writing “Lindsay Lohan”– it’s like dangling a participle… a cocaine-soaked, insane, overly dramatic participle.
But last night, at the launch party for Charlotte Ronson’s JC Penney clothing line, Miss Lilo (if you’re nasty) was reportedly barred from entering. Nicole Richie, Sting, Jewel, and Paris Hilton were welcome (how do you get such a turn out for the debut of a JC Penney clothing line?) but Lindsay was “restrained from coming in by five security guards” who were “under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for Lindsay and not to let her in under any circumstances.” Apparently she knew well ahead of time that she would not be welcome, but showed up anyway. The Ronsons’ Lindsay repellent program was so strong that, according to a source at the party, “Unless Lindsay rams a truck through the red carpet or skydives in, she won’t be here.”
I wouldn’t have put it past her. Must be rough on the ego to not be able to get into an event hosted by JC Penney. Hell, even I can drive 10 minutes to the mall and do that. But since no trucks were driven into the front of Bar Marmont, I guess Lindsay went home after she couldn’t get in. And by “home”, I mean every other bar in West Hollywood.
I understand that Sam’s family doesn’t want her to see Lindsay, but I don’t think that was the best way to go about it… i wonder what ACTUALLY happened to make them not let her in…
Atta girl, Samantha. Run FAR away from that talentless spoiled little brat. You can do MUCH better!!!
That is a an absolute riot! Fuck Lindsay Lohan, she needs professional help.
Crazy bitch she may be, but Lindsay has some style goin on!
did her hair extensions eat her right arm? ’cause i can’t find it anywhere in that pic.
Sam actually looks good in that picture. Semi-feminine? It’s cute.
Nice job, evilbeet, you’ve brought out the hate like never before. Congratulations.
Somewhere in Oklahoma, a horse is hella pissed because he can’t swat the flies off his ass anymore.
i think lindsay stole this outfit from the new kelly clarkson video.
“cocaine-soaked, insane, overly dramatic participle” — that amused me greatly.
You make me laugh, Kelly.
Seriously though, how long before the girl is in hospital or rehab? Not surprised SamRo’s folks want her out of that. It’s not healthy.
I’m relieved the rollercoaster ride is over, for the sake of my own mental health.
that photo is an eyeful of ooogly! those 2 both need to fire their stylists (for hair and fashion). wow. and one of them needs a haircut. didn’t know hair extensions could get so strung-out, heh,…er,…stringy. OOOGLY!